Humor
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their
relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: That night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You
are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! That night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the
raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he
said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: That night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You
are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! That night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the
raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night.
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he
said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"