Carina Press is Harlequin's ebook-first imprint and they want your porn.

Avon's Impulse line wants it too.

There are a bunch of erotica anthology calls in my feed right now, but work won't let me open them. Ironic, considering I have an erotica anthology sitting on my desk that was published by work.

I'm going to do this one! Who's with me?


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I want to get back into my writing groove and I don't have anything to do today except give away my blood in a few minutes (for free, wah!), so I'm stealing a meme from stardustcities:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.
One and three sentences may become one and three paragraphs, because I' ( Read more... )

Note: Given the reactions I've seen to the subject matter today, I fully expect to see a few of you defriend me after reading this. I won't take it personally or start a self-righteous dogpile to harass you into siding with me ( Read more... )

I make technology angry. First it took an hour and a half to send this picture from my phone to my email, then I made the circ desk's Firefox crash when I was uploading the photo to Facebook, and it started typing everything backwards.

But I came to work this morning to see this in front of my mailbox:


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CHARACTERS
CORDELIA, an upset shopper
JEREMY, a cashier
KEVAN, a cab driver
MELORA (offstage), a sick cat

SETTING
One week before Christmas, a distressed [CORDELIA] enters a Mac store where she is greeted by [JEREMY], the non-genius-bar cashier.

CORDELIA
So... on my way down The Hill to the main library, my iPod just up and died on me. [She ( Read more... )

Choose Your Own Adventure: Emergency Room!

( Variety in sentence structure is not as easy to pull off in second person. )

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