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Two things:
1) there is all sorts of hilaaaaarious irony in the fact that Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister is pregnant. This video sums it up in a fashion at least as amusing as I find it to be.
2) Mike Huckabee is now the front-runner for the Republican nomination. I really can't make fun of this guy more than he makes fun of himself, so I give you some quotes from this interesting fellow:
On AIDS: "We need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague. It is the first time in the history of civilization in which the carriers of a genuine plague have not been isolated from the general population, and in which this deadly disease for which there is no cure is being treated as a civil rights issue instead of the true health crisis it represents."
On government and religion: "I didn't get into politics because I thought government had a better answer. I got into politics because I knew government didn't have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives."
On marriage: "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ."
On what is ruining our country: "Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities."
"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations-from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia."
On civil rights: "Every considerate friend of civil liberty, in order to be consistent with himself, must be the friend of the Bible."
"Virtually every dollar poured into government social programs has only made matters worse."
And for the Grand Finale:
"Men who have rejected God and do not walk in faith are more often than not immoral, impure, and improvident (Gal. 5:19-21). They are prone to extreme and destructive behavior, indulging in perverse vices and dissipating sensuality (1 Cor. 6:9-10). And they-along with their families and loved ones-are thus driven over the brink of destruction (Prov. 23:21)."
1) there is all sorts of hilaaaaarious irony in the fact that Britney Spears' 16-year-old sister is pregnant. This video sums it up in a fashion at least as amusing as I find it to be.
2) Mike Huckabee is now the front-runner for the Republican nomination. I really can't make fun of this guy more than he makes fun of himself, so I give you some quotes from this interesting fellow:
On AIDS: "We need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague. It is the first time in the history of civilization in which the carriers of a genuine plague have not been isolated from the general population, and in which this deadly disease for which there is no cure is being treated as a civil rights issue instead of the true health crisis it represents."
On government and religion: "I didn't get into politics because I thought government had a better answer. I got into politics because I knew government didn't have the real answers, that the real answers lie in accepting Jesus Christ into our lives."
On marriage: "A wife is to submit herself graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ."
On what is ruining our country: "Abortion, environmentalism, AIDS, pornography, drug abuse, and homosexual activism have fragmented and polarized our communities."
"It is now difficult to keep track of the vast array of publicly endorsed and institutionally supported aberrations-from homosexuality and pedophilia to sadomasochism and necrophilia."
On civil rights: "Every considerate friend of civil liberty, in order to be consistent with himself, must be the friend of the Bible."
"Virtually every dollar poured into government social programs has only made matters worse."
And for the Grand Finale:
"Men who have rejected God and do not walk in faith are more often than not immoral, impure, and improvident (Gal. 5:19-21). They are prone to extreme and destructive behavior, indulging in perverse vices and dissipating sensuality (1 Cor. 6:9-10). And they-along with their families and loved ones-are thus driven over the brink of destruction (Prov. 23:21)."