friggin sweet
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I stole amicableglo's purse (-30 points). Last Tuesday I gave honoraven a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-651 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
daesar