Meme of the Aged. (From Colla)
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
When I had it... Cell Phone... my god the extra little BS charges
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Hunan Springs, Allentown, PA. March 6, 2007
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
Never.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
Um... Mrs. Epic? No wait she was 2nd grade... I betcha my mother knows...
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
Sitting outside with Nothing.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
A veternarian. Funny one of the reasons I decided against this profession was the age I would be when I got out of school...Now it looks like I'll be that age any way... oh well.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
Oh... let me see... 4. So far.
9. Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
It was clean.
10. GAS PRICES?
I think its a reaction against the raising of the minimum wage... they figured everyone should have this extra cash lying about...
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
I'd move to China. No comment of who goes with me.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
What bloody reading do I still have? Oh is that it... *hits snooze button*
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
I should really put this book down.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
jockey shorts
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
thongs
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
All of them. I really need a butler
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
Probably...
18. Get up early or sleep in?
Sleep in.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
Either Danger Mouse, Space Ghost, or Hobbes
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
discuss why we are what we are.
21. Have you found real love yet?
No comment.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
Well honestly... its been the past two years...my knees have really been going, and now my hip and back is starting to go. Joyful.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Dead Poets Society
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Boars Head London Port
25. What do you get every time you go into Sam's Club?
never been.
26. Beach or lake?
private in-ground pool.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual?
Poppycock.
28. How many people do you stalk on livejournal?
Stalk... well... I try and not do the scary stalker thing
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Chocolate Milk... buying a half gallon and drinking it all myself.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Um.... Eurotrip
31. What's your drink?
Mountain Dew. Alcoholic beverage of choice: Guinness
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Indians... and no cowboys... please I grew up in small town New England near things like Wompatuck State Park. You are the indians stalking those blasted pilgrims.
33. Cops or Robbers?
Inside Man.
34. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Corey. Rich. Katie.
35. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
WXLV Schnecksville
36. Norm or Cliff?
Dr. Crane
37. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
Simpsons.
38. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
telling my first GF that I loved her.
39. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
What is this work of which you speak?
40. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Good question for the person who doesn't like violence.
41. What famous person(s) would you like to party with?
Henry II, Ogedai Khan, And Sulla... the four of us one trip to a strip club, the historian in me thinks it could be quite revealing.
42. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Julia Stiles
43. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Thankfully no...
44. Last book you read for real?
Trial of Madame Caillaux, by Edward Berenson
45. Do you have a teddy bear?
Yes... two.
46. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Um... a dorm like hotel room in Akureyri.
47. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
I do not really like California.
48. Do you go to church?
No... most organized religion doesn't seem to offer the same attraction to me that it used to.
49. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or a new relationship?
No Comment
50. Just how OLD are you?
26 years, 3 months, and 24 days - give or take a few hours.