Lol, Gilmore Girls....
Ahh, I'd forgotten how much these women still make me laugh. Some of my favourite quotes, unashamedly stolen from here.
Lorelai: Now whats on the agenda for today. I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit...
Emily: Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy's so come on someone say something.
Lorelai: Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Emily: [So] you were on the phone …
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: And a relative! That's so cool.
[A little while later]
Lorelai: I still can't get over that I'm related to God. It's gonna make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
Lorelai: Independence Inn!
Emily: I need the hat rack.
Lorelai: The fish flies at night!
Emily: What?
Lorelai: I don't know. Who is this?
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy!
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
In other news, I'm helping a friend wallow tomorrow. Should be full of calories and crying a good cry.
Oh, and btw?
Spike /still/ makes me hot.
X3
Lorelai: Now whats on the agenda for today. I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit...
Emily: Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy's so come on someone say something.
Lorelai: Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Emily: [So] you were on the phone …
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: And a relative! That's so cool.
[A little while later]
Lorelai: I still can't get over that I'm related to God. It's gonna make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
Lorelai: Independence Inn!
Emily: I need the hat rack.
Lorelai: The fish flies at night!
Emily: What?
Lorelai: I don't know. Who is this?
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy!
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
In other news, I'm helping a friend wallow tomorrow. Should be full of calories and crying a good cry.
Oh, and btw?
Spike /still/ makes me hot.
X3