Why Twilight Sucks: An Essay

[daemoninwhite]

It's 1:40am on the day this is due, I knocked this motherfucker over like I'd knock over a corner store if I had a balacava and a shot gun, I still probably have 2/3 hours of homework left to do, I only have one block exam this week, I can't see my nose/toes because it's so effing cold and I FREAKING ROCK.

Also, FUCK YOU UNI.

Also also, FUCK YOU LJ

Comments

[franceismyhomie]

lol, I don't hate Twilight and I don't understand the hate on it [when I dislike something, I don't spend my time ranting about how stupid it is/how much it sucks. I just let whoever likes it like it and go on with my life]. Granted, it's not my favourite story in the world but when you get pass the main characters, the secondary characters are pretty fascinating.

The Volturi, for example - the dynamic between Aro and the rest of the vampires is interesting since he basically controls all of them and seems almost insane in his thirst for power [it's mentioned by SMeyer that one of the Volturi members was in love with Aro's sister and to keep that member in the Volturi Aro killed his sister]. And then there's the Cullen family, who, without Edward, would make a pretty jokes sitcom family. The vain older sister, the frat-boy jock brother, the cheerful shopaholic and the quiet kid who writes poetry in the corner 8D I honestly think that maybe if Stephenie Meyer had more time to write [she was on a strict schedule to put out each book - unlike JKR, who got to choose whenever she wanted to release a new book] the characters and the writing would've come out better. I know that whenever I have to write a story for school, thanks to the deadlines I stress myself out and the end product is never as good as the stories I write without a solid deadline.

Oh dang, I wrote too much xD Sorry. Your essay was good though.