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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I sacrificed zisa to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Last week, I rescued foreverunwanted from being sacrificed (-200 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-600 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Daemnor
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