Drabbles of pure sweet crack
For toscas_kiss
"I hate you!" Carmine screamed. "I'm going to kill you!"
"First-time mothers often say that in labour," the midwife cheerfully informed Schuldig. "They don't mean it though."
"I'm going to rip your heart out through your arse! I'm going to lay waste to everything you hold dear!"
"Liebchen, Liebchen," Schuldig said, efficiently tying her wrists to the headboard and kicking her guns out of reach, "aren't you glad we went for a home birth? I really feel we're giving our child a good start. Don't worry, you're still very attractive. I'll never leave you."
Carmine fell silent in horrified resignation.
For gramarye1971
"Ah!" ejaculated Harry as a thrill of horror went through him. "Blast Snape and his prep! I can't understand the essay title, much less write the blasted thing!"
"Won't Hermione write ours for us?" asked Ron. "He pays so much attention in class he may as well be a girl!"
"I am a girl!" cried Hermione. "I've told you so for years!"
"Don't be so silly," cried Ron. "This is a boy's school! Why, next you'll say those Indian twins are girls, too!"
Hermione uttered a high-pitched growl, then extended a slender, girlish hand.
"Just give me the blasted parchment."
For louiselux:
"I am sick of travelling with you morons," Sanzo said in what was for him a polite voice.
"Well, man proposes, the gods dispose," Hakkai said with his quiet little laugh. "I for one am happy to see you again."
"That's one of us," Gojyo muttered.
"Are these pills really our food?" Goku whined, playing unhappily with the packets.
"Just. Get. In. The. Damn. Jeep," Sanzo said. "And shut up!"
"Jeep's learned a new trick," Hakkai said proudly. "Go on, Jeep!"
The little dragon transformed into a gleaming, huge, silent spaceship with miles of corridors between cabins.
Sanzo almost smiled.
"I hate you!" Carmine screamed. "I'm going to kill you!"
"First-time mothers often say that in labour," the midwife cheerfully informed Schuldig. "They don't mean it though."
"I'm going to rip your heart out through your arse! I'm going to lay waste to everything you hold dear!"
"Liebchen, Liebchen," Schuldig said, efficiently tying her wrists to the headboard and kicking her guns out of reach, "aren't you glad we went for a home birth? I really feel we're giving our child a good start. Don't worry, you're still very attractive. I'll never leave you."
Carmine fell silent in horrified resignation.
For gramarye1971
"Ah!" ejaculated Harry as a thrill of horror went through him. "Blast Snape and his prep! I can't understand the essay title, much less write the blasted thing!"
"Won't Hermione write ours for us?" asked Ron. "He pays so much attention in class he may as well be a girl!"
"I am a girl!" cried Hermione. "I've told you so for years!"
"Don't be so silly," cried Ron. "This is a boy's school! Why, next you'll say those Indian twins are girls, too!"
Hermione uttered a high-pitched growl, then extended a slender, girlish hand.
"Just give me the blasted parchment."
For louiselux:
"I am sick of travelling with you morons," Sanzo said in what was for him a polite voice.
"Well, man proposes, the gods dispose," Hakkai said with his quiet little laugh. "I for one am happy to see you again."
"That's one of us," Gojyo muttered.
"Are these pills really our food?" Goku whined, playing unhappily with the packets.
"Just. Get. In. The. Damn. Jeep," Sanzo said. "And shut up!"
"Jeep's learned a new trick," Hakkai said proudly. "Go on, Jeep!"
The little dragon transformed into a gleaming, huge, silent spaceship with miles of corridors between cabins.
Sanzo almost smiled.