an email i received today:

Apr 19, 2004 16:14

Excuse my intrusion, I do not mean to disrespect you as I write in good faith. I sought and 1got address on the internet myself.
I am Raymond K. Bosha, The Accountant General Time Bank Bank Of Zimbabwe. I Request you cooperation In the transfer of money, totaling (Seventeen Million Five Hundred Thousand USD.)
In September 1999, a British White Farmer, Mr David Adams, made a fixed Deposit of $17.5 Million (Seventeen Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in the Time Bank of Zimbabwe. On Maturity, a routine notification was made to his forwarding address but no reply was received. After a month, we received a notice from his address, that Mr. David Adams had died in a car accident. Investigations have now revealed that Mr. David Adams Died without leaving a WILL and our efforts to trace a next of Kin has proved fruitless.
When he was making his disposition in my Bank, he did not declare his Next of Kin. When I reminded him of this, he said he wished it so. The point here is that his employees are not aware of this deposit and I am thus the only living person who is aware of this money deposited by Mr Adams and also that Mr Adams has now passed away. I am in possession of other documents relating to Mr Adams funds.
I am now looking for a foreigner, who will stand as Next of Kin of Mr Adams. I have carefully worked out necessary modalities for the careful execution of this transaction. If you accept to work with me to move this money out, you will be appointed as the next of kin. We will use a lawyer here to draw up a WILL and Affidavit of Witness stating you as the Next of Kin of Mr David Adams. We shall also secure a government Certificate of Origin showing the exact source of funds.
Upon the receipt of the WILL and Affidavit, a Letter of Probate will then be issued. This document will empower you to act in all matters relating to the estate of Mr. Adams. Please note that you will not be required to sign any documents as the Lawyer will be mandated to all that.
If you agree to work with me on this, I will be able to allow you keep 30% of this money,60% for me and 10% will be for all expenses to be incurred in the process of executing the transaction.
I am urgently looking forward to your positive response to my Email address bosharay@gawab.com or bosharay@themail.com
regards,
MR. Raymond K. Bosha

wow. i am apparently being targeted for an international conspiracy.
anyone calling me from here on out should refrain from making political statements, as i suspect that the phone lines have been tapped. fuck the cigarette smoking man from the x-files, this is bigger than that.
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