Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I broke
aphrodeia's X-Box (-12 points). In May I bought porn for
uisinger (-10 points). Last Friday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
giuliette's purse (30 points). Last Monday I gave
choraldiva a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to
supervesna in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (358 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
dadi