Eighth Flare

[daddyslilpyro]

Forensics Team, report!

What have we been able to determine about the latest cases?

Sealand, how's Super Gonzalez been for you so far? I keep hearing about more of these "nations" showing up...

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[dothefusion]

What's a nation?

[daddyslilpyro]

Normally, it's a governed civilization spanning over a given selection of land. In this case, it's a bunch of crazy people who claim to be the living embodiment of them.

[dothefusion]

...there's people here thinking that they're land masses?

[daddyslilpyro]

Yes.

[dothefusion]

Ohhh boy. Well, at least they're not the violent sort of crazy. ...are they?

[daddyslilpyro]

If they step out of line, I've got a hammer with their names on it.

[dothefusion]

Violent! But I guess that's the best way to do things around here.

[daddyslilpyro]

Yes, well, I COULD do far worse. They should feel lucky.

[dothefusion]

Worse than beating them with a hammer?

[daddyslilpyro]

High explosives, a solar powered pulse rifle, and with my chip out, I have nuclear level fire magic.

[dothefusion]

Wow! I wanna see that when you get your chip out!

[daddyslilpyro]

As much as I'd love to do a demonstration, I have other, more positive work to focus on. There is always something a genius of my level is needed for around here.

[dothefusion]

Aww...

[daddyslilpyro]

Don't sound too disappointed. Come visit my lab sometime and I can show off some of my creations.

[dothefusion]

Okay! What kind of stuff do you make?

[daddyslilpyro]

Anything that others find useful. I've built all kinds of devices here already and I've barely been here that long.