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Dec 25, 2003 13:14

alright well its christmas... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU..

well my christmas sucked. got to go with my dad in a couple of minutes. dont want to cause hes a total asshole but wherever. heres something i wrote in my other journal its rather funny so most people..
welcome to good burger home of the good burger may i take your order

what if your boobs were musical instruments and the bigger they were the weirder the sound

look at the pretty pretty clam shell, oh wait its a spoon

what if a cold uncook turkey flew threw the window and hit jinju in the head

do you have a bf too???noooooooooooooooooooooo

shes so sexy, can i borrow your top????????????

its a night gown

OMG its britney spears (gay impression)

i got 5 words for you, uh uh uh uh uh (gay impression)

i was born tonight but not last night sister (gay impression)

(jamies gay impression) SUPER!

there she is sitting there with her skirt and her legs all nice and sipping whatever thats called

*SNORTING*

*PANTING*

how many holes do you have in your body???

sarah: 4

jamie:5

kayla: 6

NOW LETS COUNT

theres 8

dont give me your sassy butt

what is he korean??no hes asain
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