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So kids! I know Amicius is long over and everything, but guess what? LOVE NEVER DIES! It prevails, it continues on forevermore, it remains even though the season of love has long passed! Love comes in all shapes and forms, blooming at just about anywhere, even on the battlefield! Know this, kids-let your heart take you where it wants to go! The heart is what reveals the ones you love and cherish! THE HEART TELLS EVERYTHING! Love will always reveal itself one way or another, just like what happened with me and darling Masaki~ But that aside! Now, I know how you youngsters nowadays are all very keen and eager to explore your relationship in the most intimate ways possible~ and as a doctor, I feel obligated to give you all the very best of advice an experienced and well-meaning man like me has to offer!
So first! I should stress once again how important it is to ensure that you have safe sex! Wear a condom whenever possible, and make sure that it’s properly worn before starting proper intercourse! If you have trouble putting it on, make sure you practice it with something that looks phallic, like a banana! It’s always important to ensure that you get it right the first time-the longer you hold it off, the harder it is for the other party to continue. And that would be bad for relationships all around! Of course, if you want to do it without a condom it’s also perfectly okay, but just be sure that your partner is safe from those horrible STDs! Ask them and make sure that you’re both clean before continuing! They’re very bad, and the suffering would be just terrible and in the long run bad for relationships, and that wouldn't be good at all! So make sure you practice safe sex, kids!
Next! I know how much the youth changes nowadays-nowadays, it’s not simply just the birds and the bees; there are also the birds with the birds and the bees with the bees! Ah, youth… so versatile nowadays… so unlike what went on in my days… oh Masaki don’t worry, you’re still number one in my heart~ But of course, as I’ve said love goes in many forms, some of them unexpected… personally as a father, I feel that we should be wholly supportive of whoever our children choose to have a relationship with! That is the way to fully encourage them to let their love blossom! SO DON’T WORRY ICHIGO, DADDY WILL BE FINE WITH WHOEVER YOU GO WITH!
That aside! Regardless of whom your partner is, safe sex is still very important in ensuring good health and relationships! Make sure you’re clean before you start-research has shown that being clean makes arousal all the more easy as well! When performing intercourse, make sure that the parties involved are thoroughly lubricated, especially for the males-taking it up the butt is not as nice as some might think to believe! Of course, there are shops everywhere around the continent that sell such things for these, but should you ever need more I am always more than willing to give them away!
How do you find me, you ask? Well just contact Kurosaki Isshin, Doctor onboard the fine ship called Serenity! We’re currently docked at Abantiare now, so feel free to drop by if you’re around the neighbourhood!
So first! I should stress once again how important it is to ensure that you have safe sex! Wear a condom whenever possible, and make sure that it’s properly worn before starting proper intercourse! If you have trouble putting it on, make sure you practice it with something that looks phallic, like a banana! It’s always important to ensure that you get it right the first time-the longer you hold it off, the harder it is for the other party to continue. And that would be bad for relationships all around! Of course, if you want to do it without a condom it’s also perfectly okay, but just be sure that your partner is safe from those horrible STDs! Ask them and make sure that you’re both clean before continuing! They’re very bad, and the suffering would be just terrible and in the long run bad for relationships, and that wouldn't be good at all! So make sure you practice safe sex, kids!
Next! I know how much the youth changes nowadays-nowadays, it’s not simply just the birds and the bees; there are also the birds with the birds and the bees with the bees! Ah, youth… so versatile nowadays… so unlike what went on in my days… oh Masaki don’t worry, you’re still number one in my heart~ But of course, as I’ve said love goes in many forms, some of them unexpected… personally as a father, I feel that we should be wholly supportive of whoever our children choose to have a relationship with! That is the way to fully encourage them to let their love blossom! SO DON’T WORRY ICHIGO, DADDY WILL BE FINE WITH WHOEVER YOU GO WITH!
That aside! Regardless of whom your partner is, safe sex is still very important in ensuring good health and relationships! Make sure you’re clean before you start-research has shown that being clean makes arousal all the more easy as well! When performing intercourse, make sure that the parties involved are thoroughly lubricated, especially for the males-taking it up the butt is not as nice as some might think to believe! Of course, there are shops everywhere around the continent that sell such things for these, but should you ever need more I am always more than willing to give them away!
How do you find me, you ask? Well just contact Kurosaki Isshin, Doctor onboard the fine ship called Serenity! We’re currently docked at Abantiare now, so feel free to drop by if you’re around the neighbourhood!