Dallas is filthy with money. There are débutantes in enormous mansions that rival southern universities in sheer sprawl. Old money slouching in Ralph Lauren, bare feet in $k loafers. New money installing huge stupid sculptures on Dallas' biggest crop -- finely clipped St Augustine lawn.
From the real estate ads, this is someone's bathroom on the low end of "wanna-be".
Now... l love beauty, but do you really need that much space to wash your dang behind??? I'd have to collapse on that fainting couch cuz its a half mile to the sink.
Goood lawd.