Poopy McGee.
ALRIGHT!!! Who's ready for another stream-of-consciousness entry?!?! I know I am, bitches!!!
Song of the day: Nine Inch Nails - Ringfinger. I would define it as...funxy, which is of course the hybrid form of the two words funky and sexy.
And YES, his name is Dr. Poop.(If you get this, you are awesome.)
Everyone better watch my fucking USC Trojans beat the crap out of Texas for their third national title IN A ROW on January 4th. And congratualtions to Reggie fucking Bush on winning that Heisman. His baller status has officially been elevated to "untouchable".
Oh yeah, has anyone seen that Lebron James commercial with him doing the robot? Jesus fucking Christ, that is hilarious.
So what should I do tonight? I blacked out last night, so I don't think I want to drink. It's always an experience when you black out - especially when you hook up blackout. Hooking up blackout is so primal, it's kinda hot. You have no concern for the other person's feelings at all, and that's fucking awesome.
Anyway, I think might head back to ATO and take "death bowls to the dome", as my friend Hunter would put it. Now don't get me wrong here, I smoke maybe every couple of months, but I feel I need to try one of these "death bowls". Just like yogging, I hear it's a blast.
Hey, Shalom, if you still read these, post sometime, playaz.
What else? What else? Oh yeah! I actually had a girlfriend for a month, but it wasn't what I expected at all. What's weird is that I thought it would be pretty easy to find a girlfriend like Lizette, but it's actually REALLY hard. I should've known.
Bob the Builder makes me happy.
So do awesome T.A.'s that are awesome. They're awesome. My T.A. this last semester is one of the kindest women I've ever met. I missed half of the discussions, and did basically none of the homework, yet she still gave me advice on papers the night before they were due, and agreed to have coffee with me. AND she gave all of us an album she recorded a few years ago, which is awesome, by the way. Go pick it up at Amazon.com. Her name is Callie Cardamon, and the album is entitled "Time and the Weather". It will be under the "chexy" genre. Chill and sexy, genius.
MySpace is the devil...an entertaining, useful, slutty devil, though. Jesus, what would we do without the internet. Actually, now that I think of it, that was a question on my French 2 final. It was in French for some reason...anyway, I think I answered with, "Si l'internet n'a pas existé, je mourrais. Je ne pourrais pas envoyer des e-mails à mes amis et ma famille. Aussi, j'apprendrais beaucoup de moins." This is translated as, "If the internet did not exist, I would die. I would not be able to send e-mails to my friends and family. Also, I would learn much less." Exactly what any decent American would respond with, right? Too bad I couldn't write what would actually happen. Worldwide rape rates would skyrocket due to the lack of the infinite amounts of porn available on the internet. Damn porn and your forcing me to masturbate all the time. SHEESH!
Game. Blouses.
My niece and nephew just gave me Indian burns.
And I punched them in their little faces. Punk toddlers these days, right?
Elisha Cuthbert was hotter on "Popular Mechanics for Kids". Yeah, I said it.
Popular Mechanics
Now
Yeah. I think the photos speak for themselves. Thank you very much.
Son of a VONDROOK!!!
Just took the time to listen to "Defying Gravity" on the Wicked soundtrack. Two words: combined into one. Awesomazing. I actually like that word. I think it's gonna catch on...just like slap-bracelets.
Speaking of elementary school, I was talking to my buddy the other day, and for some reason, I mentioned those rings kids used to make out of dollar bills. To my surprise, he totally knew what he was talking about. I think it's weird that he, a kid from NorCal, and me, a kid from SoCal, both made dollar-rings as kids. We decided that wearing multiple rings made you pretty tight. What? Whatever. I thought it was a good story.
Floam is amazing.
System of a Down is very good.
Crap, my conscience has ceased streaming.
Expect more posts within the next few days.
Song of the day: Nine Inch Nails - Ringfinger. I would define it as...funxy, which is of course the hybrid form of the two words funky and sexy.
And YES, his name is Dr. Poop.(If you get this, you are awesome.)
Everyone better watch my fucking USC Trojans beat the crap out of Texas for their third national title IN A ROW on January 4th. And congratualtions to Reggie fucking Bush on winning that Heisman. His baller status has officially been elevated to "untouchable".
Oh yeah, has anyone seen that Lebron James commercial with him doing the robot? Jesus fucking Christ, that is hilarious.
So what should I do tonight? I blacked out last night, so I don't think I want to drink. It's always an experience when you black out - especially when you hook up blackout. Hooking up blackout is so primal, it's kinda hot. You have no concern for the other person's feelings at all, and that's fucking awesome.
Anyway, I think might head back to ATO and take "death bowls to the dome", as my friend Hunter would put it. Now don't get me wrong here, I smoke maybe every couple of months, but I feel I need to try one of these "death bowls". Just like yogging, I hear it's a blast.
Hey, Shalom, if you still read these, post sometime, playaz.
What else? What else? Oh yeah! I actually had a girlfriend for a month, but it wasn't what I expected at all. What's weird is that I thought it would be pretty easy to find a girlfriend like Lizette, but it's actually REALLY hard. I should've known.
Bob the Builder makes me happy.
So do awesome T.A.'s that are awesome. They're awesome. My T.A. this last semester is one of the kindest women I've ever met. I missed half of the discussions, and did basically none of the homework, yet she still gave me advice on papers the night before they were due, and agreed to have coffee with me. AND she gave all of us an album she recorded a few years ago, which is awesome, by the way. Go pick it up at Amazon.com. Her name is Callie Cardamon, and the album is entitled "Time and the Weather". It will be under the "chexy" genre. Chill and sexy, genius.
MySpace is the devil...an entertaining, useful, slutty devil, though. Jesus, what would we do without the internet. Actually, now that I think of it, that was a question on my French 2 final. It was in French for some reason...anyway, I think I answered with, "Si l'internet n'a pas existé, je mourrais. Je ne pourrais pas envoyer des e-mails à mes amis et ma famille. Aussi, j'apprendrais beaucoup de moins." This is translated as, "If the internet did not exist, I would die. I would not be able to send e-mails to my friends and family. Also, I would learn much less." Exactly what any decent American would respond with, right? Too bad I couldn't write what would actually happen. Worldwide rape rates would skyrocket due to the lack of the infinite amounts of porn available on the internet. Damn porn and your forcing me to masturbate all the time. SHEESH!
Game. Blouses.
My niece and nephew just gave me Indian burns.
And I punched them in their little faces. Punk toddlers these days, right?
Elisha Cuthbert was hotter on "Popular Mechanics for Kids". Yeah, I said it.
Popular Mechanics
Now
Yeah. I think the photos speak for themselves. Thank you very much.
Son of a VONDROOK!!!
Just took the time to listen to "Defying Gravity" on the Wicked soundtrack. Two words: combined into one. Awesomazing. I actually like that word. I think it's gonna catch on...just like slap-bracelets.
Speaking of elementary school, I was talking to my buddy the other day, and for some reason, I mentioned those rings kids used to make out of dollar bills. To my surprise, he totally knew what he was talking about. I think it's weird that he, a kid from NorCal, and me, a kid from SoCal, both made dollar-rings as kids. We decided that wearing multiple rings made you pretty tight. What? Whatever. I thought it was a good story.
Floam is amazing.
System of a Down is very good.
Crap, my conscience has ceased streaming.
Expect more posts within the next few days.