A KING'S ANSWERING MACHINE
♔ GREETINGS! ♔
You have reached the phone of the great SUOU TAMAKI! I know, it is so wonderful that you are listening to my voice right now, but please TRY TO CONTAIN YOURSELF. It is of the utmost importance that you tell me the following:
1. Your name!
2. What the call is in regards to (options include but are not limited to: love trouble, damsel in distress, a feud threatening to tear asunder the delicate fabric of a family unit, injustice, general inquiries or requests, questions, concerns, locations of commoner's ramen shops, challenges to duels, tutoring requests, applications for potential makeovers, etc.)
3. Your hair color!
4. Your "type"!
4a. If you are a ~princess~ or not!
5. Your favorite animal!
6. An interesting fact!
7. A sightseeing destination for me to pursue in my spare time!
8. Anything else you think might be important!
Armed with this knowledge, I will be able to return your call forthwith!
You have reached the phone of the great SUOU TAMAKI! I know, it is so wonderful that you are listening to my voice right now, but please TRY TO CONTAIN YOURSELF. It is of the utmost importance that you tell me the following:
1. Your name!
2. What the call is in regards to (options include but are not limited to: love trouble, damsel in distress, a feud threatening to tear asunder the delicate fabric of a family unit, injustice, general inquiries or requests, questions, concerns, locations of commoner's ramen shops, challenges to duels, tutoring requests, applications for potential makeovers, etc.)
3. Your hair color!
4. Your "type"!
4a. If you are a ~princess~ or not!
5. Your favorite animal!
6. An interesting fact!
7. A sightseeing destination for me to pursue in my spare time!
8. Anything else you think might be important!
Armed with this knowledge, I will be able to return your call forthwith!