I'm so over pink eye.

[daddy_boastin]

Seriously pink eye, we're through. I've had enough of you keeping me awake at night and I'm sick and tired of the messes you make.

You've hurt me and made me feel about myself things that I've never felt before, and not in a good way. You made me re-evaluate myself entirely and make me feel like shit, so I'm stopping it here.

I don't want you to call, and I never want to see you ever again.