First Word - Video

[dadadaism]

[After some playing around, Kotoha finally manages to turn her SFC on. She stares in confusion as the screen embedded in the starfish springs to life, still not exactly sure what this thing is.]I-is this thing on? I've never such a weird cellphone before! And I know for sure mine didn't look like this! What's going on here? I know I went to sleep

Comments

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[whiterequiem]

Who the hell would want to peek at a bitch like you...

wait...

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[whiterequiem]

You're new aren't ya?

[dadadaism]

Hey, I don't appreciate that bitch comment!

Oh, yeah, I guess I'm new here, since I've never even seen this place before.

1/2

[whiterequiem]

You'd better get used to it, bitch.

Before you go and get yourself shot, let me explain a few things for you.

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[whiterequiem]

This place is called Vatheon. None of us fully understand how or why we're here.

The thing that sucks about Vatheon is that you can't leave. You're probably better off staying away from the church. That place is bad news.

Oh, and watch out for the mistletoe.

[dadadaism]

Takes one to know one, bitch.

So you mean I've been thrown into some weird underwater city, nobody knows how or why I've been thrown here, and there's no way out? Come on, that has to be a bad joke!

...Mistletoe?

[whiterequiem]

Tch, you can say that again. The mistletoe induces people to kiss others.

Against their god damned will.

[dadadaism]

Wh-wh-

Whaaaaaat?! What kind of messed up world is this?!

[whiterequiem]

I wish I knew, four eyes.

[dadadaism]

Four eyes?! These are just for decoration, you know! You must just not understand the style.

[whiterequiem]

I don't give a shit about your 'style'.

[dadadaism]

From the looks of it, you could learn a few things, Mr. Belts.

:'DDD

[whiterequiem]

Why don't you come here and say that to my face, bitch!

:3

[dadadaism]

That'd be a little hard, since I don't even know where you are!

[whiterequiem]

Bitch!

[He hangs up at that. Best conversion ever y/y?]