its 4:32 Are you an insomniac?
my little bros got a certificate of Outstanding Acheivment thats a key word here achievment. a line right under that says for reading the required 25 books. I Ask you livejournal friends and anonymous pedophiles who happen upon this entry. Why did they need to say "required?" They could have easily just put down "for reading 25 books." I still hate
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if so, i can hook you up with scott.
hes a great guy, he runs the lost film fest, hes an activist and goes to all sorts of demos and protests and an all around great guy.
plus, i think he's friends with the locust.
he has his own record label and booking company too and lives in this amazing old house in philly, filled with things he got dumpster diving.
he's like the respectable dream.
i am very proud of vincent. 25 books is a LOT.
i always wondered how they checked that though. and if i have kids, i think i'm going to blatantly lie and see if they do anything.
i'll be like my kid went above and beyond! we read 72 books. in three days!
what do you think of that, school?!
are they going to be like i'm sorry, little jen, yr mothers obviously a liar and we're going to just assume you didn't read ANY books so you don't get a certificate FOR READING THE MANDATORY AMOUNT.
i can't wait to have kids. i will use them to carry out more assholic activities. and it'll be great, being that they're kids and all so like whos really going to call them on it?
i'm still sick and missing school and these are the kinds of things i think about.
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