So apparently...
I've had this little option all along on my cell phone for people to leave messages, I finally got around to emptying my message box out, O.o I had messages in there from over a year ago. It's the weirdest thing listening to people's concerns from that long ago. Heh, there was even a message from Muppet asking me to be Japanese. In any case, reaching me should be less hard now that I know how to work the damn thing.