Philosophy made easy!
AOL Netspeak Translator + Franz Kafka's The Penal Colony = Philosophy for 12 year olds!
“IT’S A PECULIAR APARATUS” SADE DA OFIECR 2 TEH TRAEVLAR GAZNG WIT A CERTANE ADMIRATION AT DA DEVIEC WIT WHICH HE WAS OF COURSE THOROUGHLY FMILIAR11!1 WTF IT APEAERD TAHT DA TRAEVL3R HAD RESPONDED 2 TEH INVITATION OF DA COMANDANT ONLY OUT OF POLIETNES WHEN HE HAD BEN INVIETD 2 AT3ND TEH EXECUTION OF A SOLDEIR CONDEMNAD FOR DISOBYNG AND INSULTNG HIS SUP3RIOR!1!111!! OMG LOL
See? It makes perfect sense!
“IT’S A PECULIAR APARATUS” SADE DA OFIECR 2 TEH TRAEVLAR GAZNG WIT A CERTANE ADMIRATION AT DA DEVIEC WIT WHICH HE WAS OF COURSE THOROUGHLY FMILIAR11!1 WTF IT APEAERD TAHT DA TRAEVL3R HAD RESPONDED 2 TEH INVITATION OF DA COMANDANT ONLY OUT OF POLIETNES WHEN HE HAD BEN INVIETD 2 AT3ND TEH EXECUTION OF A SOLDEIR CONDEMNAD FOR DISOBYNG AND INSULTNG HIS SUP3RIOR!1!111!! OMG LOL
See? It makes perfect sense!