TALK IS CHEAP....SEX IS FUN...!!!!!!!!
holla BITCHES holla..!!!:) what up it's ya main man broadcastin live so lets pop it off like lean cuisine...!;)dis week has been so mello y'all....it was like da teletubbies high off dat marijuana.........isnt dat SCARY..?? dat's so scary i wanna cry.....HARD. i feel bad for kangaroos yo....WOULDNT IT be funny if we could take all da kangoroos in da world and put them on anatartica..? sadistic yes but also HILARIOUS....they'd be so cold they'd try to put their little paws in da pockets....but they wouldnt get them to FIT..!!!:) they'd be like "fuck my arms r too short"...!:( and just run around tryin to put their arms in their pockets and then they all would kill themselves from A.D.D and depression........anywayz........i got my IB diploma dis week..!:0 it was SO MUCH FUN....so much fun......i didnt realize how much fun it was until i bitch slapped myself da next mornin.......AHAHAHAH...ahaha..aha......wtf. anywayz we had a PAR-TY and i saw all my collaegues and they're was pizza....women....cristal....wat more could u WANT..?! COME ON Y'ALL ITS IB...they're wasnt any cris.....cus mr obrien's an anal perv for alcohol.....so....boo hoo hoo....but they're was still lots of women so....U KNOW HOW IT WENT DOWN......*freaky-freaky*........so den i got my DIPOLMA...where i released tears.......screams of joy and flatulince for da next 5 minutes.....which was highly entertaing so all y'all who didn't see it....ur all pussys and all of u who did....ur pussys too cus i'm LYEIN....!:) BOOYAH BITCHES.......anywayz.....I'M STARTIN DRIVIN LESSONS TOMORROA...!:) so naturally i'm FREAKIN out....cus soon dashi, ya pimp of asia, is gon be on da 1-95 offramp and probably a 20 car pile up will ensue because u'll be too busy goin "HOLY **********" seein me on da highway, u'll have a seizure and will cease operating your motor vehicle.....so....unless u want to die...please don't look at me while ur drivin...please, for your children. Anywayz....dat's ya daily pimp boost 4 da day and rememba pimps and hos......if ya ex is on da line...just be like "OMG BILL...LISTEN TO MY CROTCH" then hang up.....!:) PEACE OUT Y'ALL...!!!;)