Want to waste some time? Sure, here you go!
10 Movie and TV Duos That Were Probably Gay. Well, yes, obviously, but it's still funny to have 'em listed out all nice and proper.
My favourite quote from this "review" of Al Pacino's Scarface:
"We admit it: there are some cool scenes in Scarface. But cocaine and chainsaws don’t entirely make up for having to watch scene after uncomfortable scene of Al Pacino in Cuban blackface saying things like "Wotchu wahnt, meng?" If only they could have found an actual Cuban actor, making it unnecessary to coat an Italian man in shoe polish. Say, Andy Garcia, do you know any? Why are you crying?"
My favourite quote from this "review" of Al Pacino's Scarface:
"We admit it: there are some cool scenes in Scarface. But cocaine and chainsaws don’t entirely make up for having to watch scene after uncomfortable scene of Al Pacino in Cuban blackface saying things like "Wotchu wahnt, meng?" If only they could have found an actual Cuban actor, making it unnecessary to coat an Italian man in shoe polish. Say, Andy Garcia, do you know any? Why are you crying?"