Baaaaa! (the sequel)
1.
"You are named after the dog?"
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, as said by Sallah in response to Henry Jones' explanation that Indy picked up his moniker from the Jones dog.
2.
"Are you callin' me a liar?"
"If the boot fits!"
"Say that again."
"If the boot-tah! Fits."
Toy Story 2, from Woody to Jessie. It's all in the pronunciation.
3.
"I'll always be 'Baby', the sweet and innocent one, even when I'm... thirty."
SpiceWorld, Emma ponders her nickname. Everyone seems to think it's from Dirty Dancing, which I have never seen. Was it originally from that movie?
4.
"Now there is a father! Lookin' for his little boy... I never knew my father!"
Finding Nemo, Bruuuuuuuce the shark.
5.
"Like what? I'm not looking at her any special way. I'm looking at her like I've looked at her for eleven years. Since the day she came home from the hospital. Six pounds, eleven ounces, twenty-one inches long, this is how I look at her! Can I hug her? She's so beautiful! And big! Y'know what, I'm going to make you something special to eat, what do you want? I'll just whip up everything we got."
The Parent Trap (remake), as spoken by Chessy, the first person to learn that the twins switched places. This movie is awesome, dammit. >:O
6.
"Flames... Flames? Flames! On the side of my face! Burn... Burning!"
Clue, Mrs White tries to explain what jealousy feels like. No one got this, oh woe.
7.
"Heavy."
"There's that word again, 'heavy'. In the future is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull?"
Back to the Future, 1955!Doc Brown wonders about Marty's use of slang.
8.
"Get away from her, you bitch!"
Aliens, Ripley confronts the Alien Queen.
9.
"I'm not finished--"
"Yes you are, Captain! ...Fraulein."
The Sound of Music, Captain Von Trapp and Maria (who is fetchingly drenched) argue.
10.
"You shall not pass! ...Until you tell me the answer to that riddle you asked me."
MirrorMask, as spoken by a confuzzled sphinx. I knew no one would get it besides drquinzel.
11.
"It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book."
The Mummy, Evelyn's doomed words.
12.
"I love you."
"I know."
The Empire Strikes Back, Han/Leia OMGOTP.
13.
"Hey batter-batter-batter, swing batter-batter-batter..."
"That's baseball."
"Hey goalie-goalie-goalie, save goalie-goalie-goalie..."
The Mighty Ducks, Les Averman doesn't quite understand hockey yet.
14.
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Keanu's most adorable role. :P
15.
"Hello, Benjamina."
"Hello, Looooong John."
Muppet Treasure Island, an exchange between Benjamina Gunn (Miss Piggy) and Long John Silver (Tim Curry). Why do people think that the Muppets are 100% child-friendly?
16.
"We could've had two shrinks and plastic surgeon in there, but noooo..."
Gremlins 2: The New Batch, Daniel Clamp thinks in retrospect that it wasn't a good idea to hire a geneticist played by Christopher Lee.
17.
"It would never hurt him, or leave him, or be too busy to spend time with him. Of all the would-be fathers that came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice."
Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Favouritest monologue ever, omg.
18.
"The first thing I'm going to do... is eat a whole bushel of apples."
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Barbossa likes his apples.
19.
"It looks to me like you're waiting for something."
"For what?"
"Your next life maybe, who knows."
Matrix, aww c'mon!
20.
"If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
Ghostbusters. What, only one person got this?
21.
"Don't forget to kill Philip!"
Shaun of the Dead. serabut, shame on you. :P
22.
"I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you. I am tired of living up to your expectations of me."
Labyrinth, the goblin king is emo.
23.
"You must be a witch."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you have bewitched me."
Sleepy Hollow, so baaaaad. Funnily enough, I dreamt of Johnny Depp (complete with face fuzz and ridiculous hat) last night. He was treating my cat, because he turned out to be a certified veterinarian.
24.
"My ruby slippers!"
"No, no, no. My ruby slippers."
The Return to Oz, not the original. No one actually argues about the slippers in the first movie.
25.
"My whole life is a dark room. One big, dark room."
Beetlejuice, Winona Ryder is so goth.
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In other news, they're planning a musical stage version of Gladiator. And when I say Gladiator, I mean the Russell/Joaquin Gladiator. I am tickled beyond belief.