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Hello! My bloody msn isn't working again. Okay maybe i should trash my macbook into the dumpster and make my parents go crazy and demand for a new vaio. Urgh, this is so irritating! It dampens my mood, really. And then things got worse when mom told me that the u.k trip was cancelled due to the schedule, and if we were to go on tour to u.k, i would be missing days or maybe weeks of school in january. Noooooo waaaayyyyyyyy.
Yeah i'm pissed.
But anyway, some hilarious stuff i found online really cheered me up. Here's to Miss Lee (and i don't mean myself), and her oh-so-intersting class;
"hello students,
Ms Lee is going to teach you the
101 Ways To FORCE Katherine Tan into suicide or madness.
Number 1
throw all her $2 ( per egg) eggs on the floor, infront of her.
I gurantee, she will go mad.
Number 2
broadcast the brendan (sushimaster) story to the whole world!
Number 3
tell her, the price of petrol has just gone up
Number 4
hide her handphone from her.
Number 5
make egg-water infront of her, and force her to gulp it down.
Number 6
offer to wash the dishes at her house.
MY (clarissa) WAY.
as for the remaining 95 ways,
i’ll teach you in the days to come.
THANKYOU CLASS."
Hmmmm, i remembered katherine did mention that she hated my sabotage activities so...i don't know. Maybe option number 2 could come in handy. I mean, urgh, everyone would DIE just to hear the brendan story, right? LOL. I've been thinking, lately, that there are many other ways to irritate katherine and make her go cranky that she'll fly all the way to zimbabwe and feel like a nincompoop. HAHA.
Here's from me;
7. Make katherine listen to the PEACHES song by presidents of the united states of america, over and over again. I can also guarantee that it'll make her go &*%^&$&*&) 110% :D
8. Make sure you remind her that the F&N kit that she's gonna purchase for the new school year, is expensive.
9. Laugh at her like in MY (caroline roberts lee) WAY! Make sure you sound like a hyenna.
10. Make sure she gets a picture of "badboy" from FCBC who apparently is linked to barney, and then post the picture all over friendster. You might never know what she'll get in return from you-know-who(and i don't mean voldermord)
11. HIDE HER WALLET!
12. Show to the whole world that she's got(or once had) the 'coolest' sidekick ipod that any suga-daddy could give!!!!
13. Tell her that polar bears are coming to an extinction, very very soon. She'll cry.
14. Remind her of the "chemical car" moments she had with me(caroline), vicki and clarissa. It was the day that she lost her favourite and expensive water bottle and it was the day that she was all covered with eww, vinegar.
15. Don't let her drink soda gembira for 3986758936749610934 years.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. These 9 points are contributed by another ms lee. Ha!
I'd say, me and clarissa can make a really good team. Hmm, i don't know. I better make sure katherine's getting my school books if not.....I'll use these 15 handy sabotage pointers. Muahahahhahaha :D
Yeah i'm pissed.
But anyway, some hilarious stuff i found online really cheered me up. Here's to Miss Lee (and i don't mean myself), and her oh-so-intersting class;
"hello students,
Ms Lee is going to teach you the
101 Ways To FORCE Katherine Tan into suicide or madness.
Number 1
throw all her $2 ( per egg) eggs on the floor, infront of her.
I gurantee, she will go mad.
Number 2
broadcast the brendan (sushimaster) story to the whole world!
Number 3
tell her, the price of petrol has just gone up
Number 4
hide her handphone from her.
Number 5
make egg-water infront of her, and force her to gulp it down.
Number 6
offer to wash the dishes at her house.
MY (clarissa) WAY.
as for the remaining 95 ways,
i’ll teach you in the days to come.
THANKYOU CLASS."
Hmmmm, i remembered katherine did mention that she hated my sabotage activities so...i don't know. Maybe option number 2 could come in handy. I mean, urgh, everyone would DIE just to hear the brendan story, right? LOL. I've been thinking, lately, that there are many other ways to irritate katherine and make her go cranky that she'll fly all the way to zimbabwe and feel like a nincompoop. HAHA.
Here's from me;
7. Make katherine listen to the PEACHES song by presidents of the united states of america, over and over again. I can also guarantee that it'll make her go &*%^&$&*&) 110% :D
8. Make sure you remind her that the F&N kit that she's gonna purchase for the new school year, is expensive.
9. Laugh at her like in MY (caroline roberts lee) WAY! Make sure you sound like a hyenna.
10. Make sure she gets a picture of "badboy" from FCBC who apparently is linked to barney, and then post the picture all over friendster. You might never know what she'll get in return from you-know-who(and i don't mean voldermord)
11. HIDE HER WALLET!
12. Show to the whole world that she's got(or once had) the 'coolest' sidekick ipod that any suga-daddy could give!!!!
13. Tell her that polar bears are coming to an extinction, very very soon. She'll cry.
14. Remind her of the "chemical car" moments she had with me(caroline), vicki and clarissa. It was the day that she lost her favourite and expensive water bottle and it was the day that she was all covered with eww, vinegar.
15. Don't let her drink soda gembira for 3986758936749610934 years.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. These 9 points are contributed by another ms lee. Ha!
I'd say, me and clarissa can make a really good team. Hmm, i don't know. I better make sure katherine's getting my school books if not.....I'll use these 15 handy sabotage pointers. Muahahahhahaha :D