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I LAUGHED SO HARD AFTER READING THIS. OMG, THIS WHOLE THING ABOUT INDONESIANS ARE LIKE, SO BLOODY TRUE.
For the first time, i've finally found something interesting and funny on friendster bullentin.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INDONESIAN WHEN....
1. Your stomach growls when you don't eat
rice for a day.
haha, my stomach growls even when i'm full.
2.You believe kecap ABC could turn bad
cooking to gourmet food.
3.You talk during a movie.
normally, i won't do that. it pisses me off when someone else does.
I'VE SCOLDED AN INDO GIRL FOR TALKING BEFORE!
4.You eat fried rice in the morning.
carbs? breakfast? neh.
5.You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans
over Gap or Levi's.
6.You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
I think jim carrey's just trying to be funny.
he's lame.
7.You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
8.You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
mhmm.
9.You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to
where ever you travel.
OMG, SO TRUE. MY MOM DID THAT ON HER UK TRIP!
10.Driving a car that is cheaper than
$15,000 embarrasses you.
motor bikes embarrass me.
11.You think dangdut is stupid, but listen
to it anyways, because you are homesick.
OMG, SO TRUE. LIKE HELLO? ''THIS IS THE DANGDUT OF MY COUNTRY'' IS LIKE THE INNEST THING EVER!
kay, im just being sarcastic. I LIKE THE SMS SONG! HAHAHAHAH!
12.You are willing to travel 25 miles to
buy tahu and tempe.
SO TRUE ( ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHTER).
13.You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".
14.You are very good at avoiding potholes
and other road hazards.
normally, we do speeding.
and the cops don't really care cos we bribe them.
(see number 18)
15.Your local McDonald's serves rice and
sambal.
funny eh?
16.You think Supermi is a staple food.
MUST HAVE!
17.You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin
as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay
phone .
HAHA, done that, but failed. D:
18.You have ever successfully bribed a
police officer.
19.You have ever successfully bribed a
customs officer.
OBVIOUSLY. DEFINITELY. our parents can't be interested in renewing our visa.
20.You do your shopping in Singapore.
i can't deny. this is so true.
21.Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
I KNOW ISNU'S ONE IS. HAHA!
22.You have ever legally bought pirated software.
HAHA, AND DVDS TOO!
23.You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
i left indo when i was in kindergarden so, i don't know.
24.You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
haha. daily bread, fruits, ICE CREAM!
25.You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
not really, but is it 1300?
26.You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
lol, omgggggggggg. sooooo trueeeee.
and i had dirrheoa.
26.You realized that money is everything before you were six.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
though kat's a singaporean, i think this statement really is applicable to her.
27.The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
hate the traffic.
28.Some one you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
yeah, all indonesians are stunt men.
29.Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
JUST PASS THE EZ-LINK CARD READER WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT. OMG SO TRUE.
and i always show indifferent faces to bus conductors, i hate hate HATE them.
30.You don't mind people being late.
maybe. but ppl always think i'm angry D:
31.You think standing in line is a waste of time.
i like cutting taxi queues by hailing a cab IN FRONT of the taxi stand.
i cut queue and don't give a damn to my juniors who apparently have always been waititng patiently in line to get their food in the canteen.
32.You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.
33.You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
BAYGON TIGA RODA!!!! hahahahahahhahahahahah!
34.You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis
ya ilah....
35.You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.
nope.
36.You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.
i understand english.
I COMPLAIN WHEN THERE'S NO ENG SUBTITLES WHEN IT COMES TO CHINESE DRAMA!
(which i don't oftenly watch)
37.Y our daily conversation may include enactment s of TV commercials.
i like laughing over lame tv commercials.
esp the U mild add, omg damn funny.
AND OH THE KIT KAT ADD! the charlie guy.
38.You have ever consulted a dukun.
*see, i told you indonesia HAS dukun (blackmagic).
not thailand only okay..... (inside joke).
39.Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
40.You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the
questions.
i WILL do that.
41.You like the smell of terasi.
though they make me sneeze. yes.
42.You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
43.You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/b adminton birdies.
44.You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I USED TO HAVE! I REMEMBERED!
45.You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
attempted at the age of 6. had a pretty bad fall and swore never to go near those things ever again.
i still can't figure out how i fell on three wheels.
46.You miss your maid during laundry day.
i still have her. i don't know what i'll do without her.
47.Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away.
48.You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
49.You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
FOR FREE FOOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
50.You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
MY GRANDMA DOES THAT! LOLOLOLOL.
51.You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
52.You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
53.You make major decisions based on gengsi.
yes, this is so true.
54.You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 daysmoney-back-guarantee to "borrow" home
appliances.
55.Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the
all-you-can-eat bar.
MY CHEAPSKATE FAMILY CARRIES A PLASTIC BAG TO ''STEAL'' ALL THE FOOD DURING HOTEL BUFFETS!
56.You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.
57.When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
58.You know more than 10 acronyms/abbre viations.
i can name all.
(if i remember) lol.
59.You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.
HAHA! ESP WITH THE ''COOLEST'' UMBRELLA SONG!
60.You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.
HOTEL MULIA, OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHH!
61.You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you
can't turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
and then ppl would start jamming to dangdut. haha!
62.Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm,
expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing
steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension,
omg, this applies esp to my fam's kijang innova!
everything's so true. I laughed at the Rp50 coin, the ketchup, the dangdut and the all-you-can-eat bar the most.
everything's just so funny. HAHA I ALMOST DIED AND I LITERALLY WENT ROFL, only thing is that i'm on my bed.
For the first time, i've finally found something interesting and funny on friendster bullentin.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INDONESIAN WHEN....
1. Your stomach growls when you don't eat
rice for a day.
haha, my stomach growls even when i'm full.
2.You believe kecap ABC could turn bad
cooking to gourmet food.
3.You talk during a movie.
normally, i won't do that. it pisses me off when someone else does.
I'VE SCOLDED AN INDO GIRL FOR TALKING BEFORE!
4.You eat fried rice in the morning.
carbs? breakfast? neh.
5.You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans
over Gap or Levi's.
6.You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
I think jim carrey's just trying to be funny.
he's lame.
7.You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
8.You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
mhmm.
9.You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to
where ever you travel.
OMG, SO TRUE. MY MOM DID THAT ON HER UK TRIP!
10.Driving a car that is cheaper than
$15,000 embarrasses you.
motor bikes embarrass me.
11.You think dangdut is stupid, but listen
to it anyways, because you are homesick.
OMG, SO TRUE. LIKE HELLO? ''THIS IS THE DANGDUT OF MY COUNTRY'' IS LIKE THE INNEST THING EVER!
kay, im just being sarcastic. I LIKE THE SMS SONG! HAHAHAHAH!
12.You are willing to travel 25 miles to
buy tahu and tempe.
SO TRUE ( ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHTER).
13.You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".
14.You are very good at avoiding potholes
and other road hazards.
normally, we do speeding.
and the cops don't really care cos we bribe them.
(see number 18)
15.Your local McDonald's serves rice and
sambal.
funny eh?
16.You think Supermi is a staple food.
MUST HAVE!
17.You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin
as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay
phone .
HAHA, done that, but failed. D:
18.You have ever successfully bribed a
police officer.
19.You have ever successfully bribed a
customs officer.
OBVIOUSLY. DEFINITELY. our parents can't be interested in renewing our visa.
20.You do your shopping in Singapore.
i can't deny. this is so true.
21.Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older then you really are.
I KNOW ISNU'S ONE IS. HAHA!
22.You have ever legally bought pirated software.
HAHA, AND DVDS TOO!
23.You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
i left indo when i was in kindergarden so, i don't know.
24.You have bought something from a barefooted street peddler.
haha. daily bread, fruits, ICE CREAM!
25.You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
not really, but is it 1300?
26.You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on wheels.
lol, omgggggggggg. sooooo trueeeee.
and i had dirrheoa.
26.You realized that money is everything before you were six.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
though kat's a singaporean, i think this statement really is applicable to her.
27.The first thing that comes to mind when hearing the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
hate the traffic.
28.Some one you know has ever ridden on top of a train.
yeah, all indonesians are stunt men.
29.Your daily commute includes thinking up new ways to ride the city bus for free.
JUST PASS THE EZ-LINK CARD READER WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT. OMG SO TRUE.
and i always show indifferent faces to bus conductors, i hate hate HATE them.
30.You don't mind people being late.
maybe. but ppl always think i'm angry D:
31.You think standing in line is a waste of time.
i like cutting taxi queues by hailing a cab IN FRONT of the taxi stand.
i cut queue and don't give a damn to my juniors who apparently have always been waititng patiently in line to get their food in the canteen.
32.You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera.
33.You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like a coil and is lit on one end.
BAYGON TIGA RODA!!!! hahahahahahhahahahahah!
34.You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on daily basis
ya ilah....
35.You know what Pancasila is, what it means and know it by heart.
nope.
36.You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles.
i understand english.
I COMPLAIN WHEN THERE'S NO ENG SUBTITLES WHEN IT COMES TO CHINESE DRAMA!
(which i don't oftenly watch)
37.Y our daily conversation may include enactment s of TV commercials.
i like laughing over lame tv commercials.
esp the U mild add, omg damn funny.
AND OH THE KIT KAT ADD! the charlie guy.
38.You have ever consulted a dukun.
*see, i told you indonesia HAS dukun (blackmagic).
not thailand only okay..... (inside joke).
39.Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it.
40.You have ever spent the night before an exam looking for someone who sells the
questions.
i WILL do that.
41.You like the smell of terasi.
though they make me sneeze. yes.
42.You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl.
43.You can name a manufacturer of shuttlecocks/b adminton birdies.
44.You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back yard.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I USED TO HAVE! I REMEMBERED!
45.You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three wheels.
attempted at the age of 6. had a pretty bad fall and swore never to go near those things ever again.
i still can't figure out how i fell on three wheels.
46.You miss your maid during laundry day.
i still have her. i don't know what i'll do without her.
47.Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is visible from 50' away.
48.You attend weddings only until you are done eating.
49.You have attended weddings that you are not invited to.
FOR FREE FOOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
50.You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
MY GRANDMA DOES THAT! LOLOLOLOL.
51.You know more than one music group that stole the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
52.You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
53.You make major decisions based on gengsi.
yes, this is so true.
54.You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 daysmoney-back-guarantee to "borrow" home
appliances.
55.Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the
all-you-can-eat bar.
MY CHEAPSKATE FAMILY CARRIES A PLASTIC BAG TO ''STEAL'' ALL THE FOOD DURING HOTEL BUFFETS!
56.You have paid more then $1000 to get your name on your license plate.
57.When watching TV you regularly find that all the channels broadcast the same thing.
58.You know more than 10 acronyms/abbre viations.
i can name all.
(if i remember) lol.
59.You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as possible.
HAHA! ESP WITH THE ''COOLEST'' UMBRELLA SONG!
60.You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house.
HOTEL MULIA, OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHH!
61.You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo system even though you
can't turn it as loud as you can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
and then ppl would start jamming to dangdut. haha!
62.Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog lights, roof rail, car alarm,
expensive car audio, gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing
steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered suspension,
omg, this applies esp to my fam's kijang innova!
everything's so true. I laughed at the Rp50 coin, the ketchup, the dangdut and the all-you-can-eat bar the most.
everything's just so funny. HAHA I ALMOST DIED AND I LITERALLY WENT ROFL, only thing is that i'm on my bed.