Ah meanwhile back in realityville
So today was awsome. Like absoultely domesticated awsome. You know even though my marriage and life are "sooooo horrible" ::laughs::
Arlene, Derek, Steve, Chloe the kitten, Ruth and I went to Sandy Bottom park! We brought a picnic and everything. It was an absolutely beautiful day! We taught Ruth how to swim! It was great because she was all chicken shit at first- and then we introduced her to Mr. Stick... and then it was on like donkey kong. She couldn't decide which she loved more - the stick or the water she splashed in her own face when she swam! Needless to say it was a sight. She's certainly not a graceful swimmer - it looks more like she's just trying not to drown than swimming recreationally! Maybe pics to come.
Chloe still hates Ruth - but they were both off their leashes today and behaved very well. Apparently Ruth doesn't like black people - which was really just funny, because she barked and growled at a black couple and then said barely anything at the white folk that walked by.
----------- the opinions of the dog do not reflect the opinions of the owner ------------
(at least not in public)
ANYWAY ::laughs again::
Tomorrow we're leaving the animals at home and waking up at 4 am to go fishing on a charter boat (because you know while I'm dealing with my terrible life I'm also so broke I can't do anything because I have no job! ::laughs again::) They give you the poles and you can bring beer and it's just going to be great fun I know it! We even all bought outfits for it. Cheesy I know... but I blame Arlene.
Speaking of jobs - Arlene and I want to work at walmart - just so we can get the discount... and because it's a bs job. I actually think we got it while we were complaining to a manager! Thats' skill!
So that's what's going on in my neck o the woods. Happy times and lots of wet puppy!