spoiler warning.
AERIS DIES
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
JACK SPARROW DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
YODA DIES
QUI-GON DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)
DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE
BAMBI'S MOM DIES
MUFASA DIES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY LOSES
AURON IS ALREADY DEAD
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES(EXCEPT OLAN AND BALMAFULA)
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL
PICCOLO DIES
KURIRIN DIES
KRILLIN DIES
TIEN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
THE EMPEROR DIES
THE PIGS REPRESENT THE COMMIES
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
KING KONG DIES
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
MACBETH DIES
BANQUO DIES
LADY MACBETH DIES
YOUNG SIWARD DIES
KING DUNCAN DIES
WOLFWOOD DIES
ROSE LETS GO
ZORDON DIES
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
HANNIBAL LECTER ESCAPES
THE SPHERE MAKES NIGHTMARES REAL
REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ
SCARFACE DIES
SPOCK DIES
W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME
THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER
THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL
RAYMOND KILLS THE ISELINS, THEN HIMSELF
DECKARD IS A REPLICANT
DATA DIES SAVING PICARD
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
MIDNAS TRUE FORM IS ZELDA
ASUMA DIES
THE THIRD HOKAGE DIES
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
BRIDGET IS A GUY
SIMON AND PIGGY DIE
THE ANSWER IS 42
...what? I warned you.
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
JACK SPARROW DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
YODA DIES
QUI-GON DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES(AND IS REBORN)
DUMBLEDORE DIES(SNAPE KILLS HIM)
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE
BAMBI'S MOM DIES
MUFASA DIES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY LOSES
AURON IS ALREADY DEAD
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES(EXCEPT OLAN AND BALMAFULA)
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU FUCKING DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL
PICCOLO DIES
KURIRIN DIES
KRILLIN DIES
TIEN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
THE EMPEROR DIES
THE PIGS REPRESENT THE COMMIES
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
KING KONG DIES
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
MACBETH DIES
BANQUO DIES
LADY MACBETH DIES
YOUNG SIWARD DIES
KING DUNCAN DIES
WOLFWOOD DIES
ROSE LETS GO
ZORDON DIES
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
HANNIBAL LECTER ESCAPES
THE SPHERE MAKES NIGHTMARES REAL
REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ
SCARFACE DIES
SPOCK DIES
W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME
THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER
THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL
RAYMOND KILLS THE ISELINS, THEN HIMSELF
DECKARD IS A REPLICANT
DATA DIES SAVING PICARD
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
MIDNAS TRUE FORM IS ZELDA
ASUMA DIES
THE THIRD HOKAGE DIES
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
BRIDGET IS A GUY
SIMON AND PIGGY DIE
THE ANSWER IS 42
...what? I warned you.