the peeved percussionist
Today i was supposed to go to my regular job at the fire station, but i called in and they decided they didnt need my people-saving skills today. They suck.
Anyways i guess it was a good thing because instead of being at the firestation i went to my little brother's baseball game and to my surprise the PEEVED PERCUSSIONIST was there!!! He was holding everyone hostage forcing them to listen to his drumming. He wasnt playing a normal drum though, he was playing his super-human evilness filled snare drum. Everytime he played, if one of the people listening didnt like the the music, they got shocked with electricity. The evilness snare drum can read minds, and shocks whoever dislikes the sound of the drum.
Well, lemme tell ya alot of people were getting shocked. I realized i had to do something. I quickley called out to the peeved percussionist and told him to stop torturing the innocent hostages with his horrible drum. When he saw me he quickly turned around and tried to use his drum of fury on me! Oh, the sound was horrible but i knew if i thought that in my mind i would get shocked. I forced myself ot believe the The Peeved Percussionist didn't know why i wasn't being electrocuted. While he was in a state of disbelief i snuck up on him and beat the shit outta his drum with a nearby baseball bat, since we were at a baseball game there were plenty of them.
Then i grabbed the Peeved Percussionist and tied him up. All the children were so happy they no longer had to listen ot the horrible music that made their ear drums bleed.
Well thanks once again to me, everyone is safe and the Peeved Percussionist can no longer harm others. He is locked up in a mental home where he is forced to listen to his own horrible drumming all day.
P.S. The actions of the PEEVED PERCUSSIONIST do not reflect upon those of a certain boy named Tom. For Tom can play the drums, the PEEVED PERCUSSIONIST cannot.
Anyways i guess it was a good thing because instead of being at the firestation i went to my little brother's baseball game and to my surprise the PEEVED PERCUSSIONIST was there!!! He was holding everyone hostage forcing them to listen to his drumming. He wasnt playing a normal drum though, he was playing his super-human evilness filled snare drum. Everytime he played, if one of the people listening didnt like the the music, they got shocked with electricity. The evilness snare drum can read minds, and shocks whoever dislikes the sound of the drum.
Well, lemme tell ya alot of people were getting shocked. I realized i had to do something. I quickley called out to the peeved percussionist and told him to stop torturing the innocent hostages with his horrible drum. When he saw me he quickly turned around and tried to use his drum of fury on me! Oh, the sound was horrible but i knew if i thought that in my mind i would get shocked. I forced myself ot believe the The Peeved Percussionist didn't know why i wasn't being electrocuted. While he was in a state of disbelief i snuck up on him and beat the shit outta his drum with a nearby baseball bat, since we were at a baseball game there were plenty of them.
Then i grabbed the Peeved Percussionist and tied him up. All the children were so happy they no longer had to listen ot the horrible music that made their ear drums bleed.
Well thanks once again to me, everyone is safe and the Peeved Percussionist can no longer harm others. He is locked up in a mental home where he is forced to listen to his own horrible drumming all day.
P.S. The actions of the PEEVED PERCUSSIONIST do not reflect upon those of a certain boy named Tom. For Tom can play the drums, the PEEVED PERCUSSIONIST cannot.