Apr 09, 2004 15:46
Today I attend a childs birthday party. I did not know this kid very well,didn't even know his name, but I met him a few days a ago in the supermarket and we formed a bond.
At the party there were pony rides!!!!! WOO WOO I love pony rides. I quickly jumped on the nearest pony and yelled out a YEE-HAW as the women led me around the backyard on good ole' lightning (thats what I nicknamed the pony)Well I was enjoying my ride when all of a sudden the pony kicked me off and began to turn this hideous green color. Soon he lost his pony shape and turned into a glob. Thats when I realized it was not a pony but my arch nemesis the GLUTTANOUS GLOB DE GREN!!
Before he could soak me up in his globby-ness mass I grabbed the bat for the pinata and beat him down!
Soon he was in a million teeny tiny green puddles. I then pulled out the vacuum I always carry and sucked him up.That was the end of the GLUTTANOUS GLOD DE GREN!!!!!
And it was just another day in the life of A-Silv