Death is near...like herpes at a swingers club..

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I keep fucking getting sick all the time. This sickness streak is due to making out with Jeser. Every time he gets a slight cough, I end up with tuberculosis. !!!!!! I either have a weak immune system, per HIV/AIDS infection or I have a tumor in my lungs from years of second hand smoke, among other things. My birthday is on friday and Im usually ecstatic about it, going as far as celebrating it weeks in advance but this year, Im not in the mood. I have really stressful classes this semester and they keep me occupied. I have to pick up trash for one class, visit the poop plant in Key Biscayne for another, and write 100 papers a week for my literature class. My only slack class is Freshman Experience, which Im taking in my 3rd year because Ive dropped it about a million times in the past. Its really fun, I especially love the part of going on "field trips" around FIU, like to the cafeteria, the dorms, etc. Its mega fun! Kill me please....anyone. On to better things, Im going to Horror Nights on friday, and that is more exciting than my birthday, for now atleast. Jose already went twice and he said its amazing scary, considering its been kind of a disappointment the past couple of years. My baby girls and I saw Pitbull last thursday. Its sufficient to say that our underwears are still outside drying! He has to be one of the hottest Latin delights Ive ever encountered. He didnt propose, as previously planned, but Jenny ruined the suprise for me and maybe he found out about it. We also saw a lot of our close friends in the concert, much of whom were having a better time than us, like Sophie's best friend Nita.

Maru


My husband in the making


Jenny's hero/girl on the side


Nita


Baby gurl


The one who makes my world revolve