It's Magically Delicious
So for those of you who haven't been following the trauma and drama of the past week, here's how it went:
I got so much homework from my teachers, was under so much stress, and got rejected from a bunch of scholarships so I was reeeeeeaaaallly upset. Then it just started getting funny. When it's that bad and you get assigned two more projects in a week, you just gotta laugh.
So then, everything started getting good. I got into my housing at tech, got a huge scholarship, and the paper is gonna do an article on me. To which I would normally say, SWEEEET! But since this episode is titled, "It's Magically Delicious," I'm contractually obligated to say IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS instead.
On top of all this, I have gotten a pet dragon. His name is Ralph the Wonder Llama. I just happened to be walking home, and there he beed. Which I thought was really unusual, because usually dragons be here, not there. So I brought RtWL here, and now he bees here with all the other dragons.
For an update on the other main characters: Josh is still fat; he came by today looking for money to fund his eating habit. I've tried to get him help. On a related note, please contact me if you're willing to help with an intervention.
Jackie spent a lot of time being angry and causing drama. I think she's soley responsible for half of the dramatic plotlines on this show. Her latest angry fit: She wanted the TV. Stay tuned for more late breaking news.
John Michael hasn't been seen in awhile, except one time on the way home, he yelled at me that I couldn't play basketball. But I guess when you're as good as he is at basketball, everyone else sucks. Anyways, the not seeing him in awhile has left everyone wary of what machete plots he might be coming up with. Please pray for our safety.
-J
PS- If you or someone you knows has seen a dragon that doesn't be here, please contact the center for dragon replacement at 1-800-MAGIC-ALLY-DELICIOUS
I got so much homework from my teachers, was under so much stress, and got rejected from a bunch of scholarships so I was reeeeeeaaaallly upset. Then it just started getting funny. When it's that bad and you get assigned two more projects in a week, you just gotta laugh.
So then, everything started getting good. I got into my housing at tech, got a huge scholarship, and the paper is gonna do an article on me. To which I would normally say, SWEEEET! But since this episode is titled, "It's Magically Delicious," I'm contractually obligated to say IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS instead.
On top of all this, I have gotten a pet dragon. His name is Ralph the Wonder Llama. I just happened to be walking home, and there he beed. Which I thought was really unusual, because usually dragons be here, not there. So I brought RtWL here, and now he bees here with all the other dragons.
For an update on the other main characters: Josh is still fat; he came by today looking for money to fund his eating habit. I've tried to get him help. On a related note, please contact me if you're willing to help with an intervention.
Jackie spent a lot of time being angry and causing drama. I think she's soley responsible for half of the dramatic plotlines on this show. Her latest angry fit: She wanted the TV. Stay tuned for more late breaking news.
John Michael hasn't been seen in awhile, except one time on the way home, he yelled at me that I couldn't play basketball. But I guess when you're as good as he is at basketball, everyone else sucks. Anyways, the not seeing him in awhile has left everyone wary of what machete plots he might be coming up with. Please pray for our safety.
-J
PS- If you or someone you knows has seen a dragon that doesn't be here, please contact the center for dragon replacement at 1-800-MAGIC-ALLY-DELICIOUS