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This is David Bergman the Third, Welcoming yyou to the internet.
I really want to get a major and do something in my life. I think have a sort of condition called maybe "Napoleon's Condition" that makes me want to be a very influential persion in life. I really want to be something ya know? i want to be huge, but i can't decide my majors so it's tough. It's really one of the hardest decisions in life. Jeff & Zach & fonda came by and we had good times, but they wanmted to drive home so i drank all their liquor. It's tough, i really want to be the best person in life. Being president would seriously be my agenda. I'm going to apply to an internship in Olympia,WA and try to make the connections that will allow me for a DC internship. THen I will try to get hooked up. I realy want to president, Republican or Democrat. If i was president I would screw all the interest groups and do what i feel like is best for the country. I want to make a difference in this world, and i'm going to work my buttt of off and get the majors and graduate degrees to do it. I'm going to work my macro shit fucking ball sack off the dumple shit bacom-status battle-flagstar crusier commander my ass off. I"ms eriously devoted to being a good and stong person, i am the commander and i'm going to make myself so. It will be hard, but i am willing to work this shti.
The internet has been a problem. I spend 1/3 my life on the net. So i have to get off it (sorry jiggabytes). This whill helpe me get my game on and get more p[repared for bering presidednt. Then say that presdients want to presidents when they are young. Well that's me 2. I was in elementary school and i was like "they need to clean the planet, reduce population growth, and create a clean society " and that shit got me elected. So i'm going to go nuclear, maybe fusion if i'm old enough, and bam that shit muth fucker. This is gonna work, sreoiusl.
I hope you read this speach, because it coudl be greather than Doctoer MOrtha Luther King, JUNIOR> I'nm not kidding. I'm gonna use anaphora. I'm gonna use anadiplosis. Analdisplosis will get my way to the White house. #hat am i talking about? dunno, but i am going to be so hard that it will be the white house. seriously. no jokn. no fuckin A (round). I am gong to be so good a presidednt and senator that people are gonna say "THIS GUY MEANS BUISINESS"> THis is the end. This is wehre i'm going to stop tyhping. Because my mesasage is spead forth. Thes end.
THESIS DAVID BERGMAN>
I really want to get a major and do something in my life. I think have a sort of condition called maybe "Napoleon's Condition" that makes me want to be a very influential persion in life. I really want to be something ya know? i want to be huge, but i can't decide my majors so it's tough. It's really one of the hardest decisions in life. Jeff & Zach & fonda came by and we had good times, but they wanmted to drive home so i drank all their liquor. It's tough, i really want to be the best person in life. Being president would seriously be my agenda. I'm going to apply to an internship in Olympia,WA and try to make the connections that will allow me for a DC internship. THen I will try to get hooked up. I realy want to president, Republican or Democrat. If i was president I would screw all the interest groups and do what i feel like is best for the country. I want to make a difference in this world, and i'm going to work my buttt of off and get the majors and graduate degrees to do it. I'm going to work my macro shit fucking ball sack off the dumple shit bacom-status battle-flagstar crusier commander my ass off. I"ms eriously devoted to being a good and stong person, i am the commander and i'm going to make myself so. It will be hard, but i am willing to work this shti.
The internet has been a problem. I spend 1/3 my life on the net. So i have to get off it (sorry jiggabytes). This whill helpe me get my game on and get more p[repared for bering presidednt. Then say that presdients want to presidents when they are young. Well that's me 2. I was in elementary school and i was like "they need to clean the planet, reduce population growth, and create a clean society " and that shit got me elected. So i'm going to go nuclear, maybe fusion if i'm old enough, and bam that shit muth fucker. This is gonna work, sreoiusl.
I hope you read this speach, because it coudl be greather than Doctoer MOrtha Luther King, JUNIOR> I'nm not kidding. I'm gonna use anaphora. I'm gonna use anadiplosis. Analdisplosis will get my way to the White house. #hat am i talking about? dunno, but i am going to be so hard that it will be the white house. seriously. no jokn. no fuckin A (round). I am gong to be so good a presidednt and senator that people are gonna say "THIS GUY MEANS BUISINESS"> THis is the end. This is wehre i'm going to stop tyhping. Because my mesasage is spead forth. Thes end.
THESIS DAVID BERGMAN>