Sep 24, 2011 14:13
RAMONA HAD A PENIS.
Yes, that was in all-caps in her head, too, because that was the first thing she'd noticed upon waking. That was when she'd noticed that she was a lot taller and lankier than she'd been -- and it wasn't like she hadn't already been starting from a tall and lanky kind of place. But usually she had some boobs to balance it out, you know?
Normally she was curvy, in a lanky sort of way -- her hips and bust balancing out the length of her. Today she was just...flat. Her chin itched. Her chest had hair. And between her legs, she totally had...you know. The all-caps thing.
So today she had found her baggiest clothes -- which still...meant that she looked like a typical hipster boy wearing his sister's jeans. And she managed to brush her hair, which was annoyingly emo and kept falling in her eyes. And she began to smoke.
And that was where she had been. Sitting by her window, smoking a cigarette with her too-big hand, and trying to get used to the fact that she didn't have boobs anymore. God, she missed her boobs.
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[plot] i miss my boobs