Ramona had spent her time quietly recently because I am still without the internets because frankly, she'd felt she'd needed it. She'd had an insane summer (by her standards), and it seemed only right that her senior year be allowed to kick off in comforting boredom
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...which was weird. He shook that off. "Where the fuck have you been? Did you contract a contagious case of herpes? If so, stay away. No cold sores on this beautiful face."
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"Why are you feeling so antisocial?" he wondered. "Some twat say something bitchy to you at the picnic?"
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Ramona was patient. Really.
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"Why didn't you go to the picnic?" he asked when he'd pulled away. "Red river running?"
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And before she could get ideas, he quickly continued.
"There was this bloke next to me at the bar who had no fucking teeth and showed me how to slurp my drink for maximum taste! Of course, he also licked the bar and took off his pants after two drinks so maybe I shouldn't listen to him."
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