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Starting tomorrow morning, I'm on vacation for THIRTEEN days. Dude. This is so cool I could shit my pants.
He came over today. I was still in my pajamas, my hair was still a mess and I was sitting on my bed playing on the laptop.
Then he boned me.
Amen.
I'm eating the chocolate covered pretzel balls that he bought me for my birthday. I call them my chocolate salty balls. I stick them in my mouth and suck 'em.
My trainee did NOT show up tonight. Just a no-show, no call, no nothin'. Can't say I'm all torn up about it. In fact. I'm relieved.
He came over today. I was still in my pajamas, my hair was still a mess and I was sitting on my bed playing on the laptop.
Then he boned me.
Amen.
I'm eating the chocolate covered pretzel balls that he bought me for my birthday. I call them my chocolate salty balls. I stick them in my mouth and suck 'em.
My trainee did NOT show up tonight. Just a no-show, no call, no nothin'. Can't say I'm all torn up about it. In fact. I'm relieved.