To the love of my life

[daaaaave]

Today -- the most meaningful and important day of the year -- I would like to let you know how I truly feel, my beloved Epinephrine. If it wouldn’t be asking too much, may I please call you Epipen? I know everyone else already does, but I know people call me a lot of names without permission and I’d like to know that you’re fine with it

Comments

[dancinpenguins]

How could anyone resist?! Hahahaha, Dave, I love you so much. Thank you for brightening V-Day.

[belle_malheur]

and you thought you wouldn't find your true love, david ! i'm so happy for both of you !

*a very melodramatic pose*

[starkell]

I am born anew in your genius. Dave, you are amazing. Don't worry, I won't tell mom and dad about your "Epi-Love".

[turtlefetiche]

GLORIOUS!

Especially with the shrimp line.

[sirmikebigsby]

You have such a way with words!

[aruth]

<3