This Entry Is For A Certain Individual And Her Weak Goldfish...
HEY soundedmind my cat beats your gold fish any month of the year, date of the week, time of the day, minute of the hour! Your Goldfish better stay 50 yards away from my cat if he knows what's good for em'. He'll end up at the bottom of his fish tank! That cheap goldfish will dye by the shock alone of my cats great, presence. It will take out it's little rubber pocket knife and try to stab my cat with it then when it bounces off his awesome chest, it'll cut-off your goldfishies arm... Here's the Goldfish "O-o-oh! It hurts, it hurts!" Then my cats gonna be like "that's what you get for being a such a momma's boy!" Cause your Goldfish is a stone-cold sucka! You know what he sucks at? EVERYTHING that's what! HAH! Your Goldfish is a boy who has no peter! HAH! Simple-minded fish!