RIIIISE FROM YOUR GRAVES

Jan 19, 2010 01:35

Or at least, I"m rising from mine for a bit. :3 Anyway, I've got two slash memes for ya. Or, rather, one slash meme done twice, one with all male characters, the other with all female characters. I tried to make each character for each meme from a different fandom. Or universe, in the case of Sonic and Spyro. Yes, I mentioned those two and the word 'slash' in the same paragraph. Yes, you may want to keep brain bleach handy.


1. Hare (the Monster Rancher anime)

2. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sega!Sonic the Hedgehog)

3. Daxter (Jak and Daxter)

4. Manic the Hedgehog (Sonic Underground. Yes, I’m counting different universes)

5. Harry Mason (Silent Hill)

6. Zidane Tribal (Final Fantasy IX)

7. Hunter (Spyro the Dragon)

8. Dimitri Lousteau (Sly Cooper)

9. Ratchet (Ratchet and Clank)

10. Sam (Sam and Max)

11. Meadow (The Legend of Spyro)

12. Edgar Teglee (Psychonauts)

Does Sam strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Well, he did once tell Max that he preferred not to think about the fact that he was naked most of the time, so I’m going to have to say no.

Who in all the multiverse would Meadow most likely bottom to?
Probably Zidane, being the smoothtalker he is. Harry and Edgar, too, probably-I think they’d both try to be gentle. If the whole ‘human’ thing doesn’t bother him, anyway.

Would you rather do Daxter or Harry?
Harry, definitely. If Daxter were turned back into an elf, then he might stand a chance, but even then…I dunno, Harry’s just such a sweet guy, I don’t think there’s many characters who would stand a chance against him.

Which of Manic and Hare would you rather have do you?
Well, I think with both of them, I’d wake up the next morning to find them and my wallet gone, so preferably neither. Between both of ‘em, though, I guess I’d choose Manic, since there’s less chance of him spiking my drink to do it. Also, I thought this was a slash meme, not a ‘Who do you find sexier?’ meme. What gives?

Edgar and Sonic are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
”Sea reservado, Azul! We don’t have much time!”

“If we don’t have much time, shouldn’t ya go faster?”

I think I just broke my brain. These are the last two characters I ever expected meeting under any circumstances, even like these!

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Meadow? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
Not much-the guy doesn’t really interest me. Anyway, he only wears a tunic and cloak, so there’s not much left to the imagination. If anyone else wanted to see him naked, though, I’d suggest Google.

Where are Harry and Ratchet most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?

Probably on the Phoenix. Or Ratchet’s garage. Harry wouldn’t want to do it in his house, where his daughter could easily find them. This is assuming they have access to each other’s universes, of course.

When Edgar masturbates, he or she thinks about...
Gloria, I’d guess. I know, I know-this is a slash meme, but I think he’s mostly straight. (I’ve got no problem slashing up straight characters. >:])

What is Meadow's favorite sex toy?
The fuck…? I dunno, probably a blunt weapon of some sort. Why did I put Meadow on the list?

Come up with a title for a Edgar/Hunter/Hare threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
The Multiverse’s Mistakes. I’d read it just to see if its author was joking or not. I’d write it if someone dared me, or offered me money or art or writing or something. Warnings: threesome, slash, human-on-anthropomorphic-animal-and-monster action, brain bleash required.

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Sonic or Zidane?
Sonic, definitely. Unless Zidane was having sex with a girl, then he’d be willing to try it. Even then, Sonic would be more willing to be tied up. He’ll be tied up for anybody. God, why do I imagine my childhood hero having a subby streak?

If Meadow and Daxter are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Probably Daxter. Meadow would act annoyed, but would actually be relieved, because he doesn’t seem like the sort of guy who likes to keep secrets, especially about his love life.

As a birthday present, Hunter's longtime lover Harry offers to do whatever Hunter wants in bed. What's Hunter's secret birthday wish?
To be tied down spread-eagle. Whips are involved. As is whipped cream. This is a secret, because Harry is generally uncomfortable with the idea of BDSM and of dominating anyone, even for harmless fun, and Hunter doesn’t really like making Harry uncomfortable. Still, it’s his birthday, so…

Choose a food item for Manic and Edgar to use together.
Probably melted chocolate. Edgar’s idea, since he’s a hopeless romantic, and Manic goes along with it, because he grew up in a sewer and has grown to like any sort of food.

Dimitri and Manic are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
I…honestly have no idea. I think this would be one of those couples that switches. Dimitri would probably top more often, though.

Which fetish is Ratchet least likely to indulge?
Ah, Jeez…do I go for the mundane, or the really messed up? Um…I’d have to say being tied up. He’s okay with whips and chains, but the idea of being unable to escape doesn’t do anything for him.

What would you do if you had Dimitri naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Harry do if he had Dimitri naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
I think both of our reactions would be the same: “What the fuck? Why is there a purple anthropomorphic iguana in my bed, and how did he get in my house?”

What wouldn't Sam and Manic tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Anything that wasn’t asked. ^^ On a different note, I just broke my brain again. Why did I put Sam on the list?

Sam gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Ratchet. Where is it? What does it say?
First off: It isn’t Sam’s idea, it’s Max’s. He did it while Sam was sleeping. It’s on his back, and it says “Squishy.” Sam and Ratchet don’t get it, either, nor do they want to, since it involves Max.

Imagine that Sonic writes an erotic Meadow/Zidane fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
So, a cheetah and a primate walk into a bar in the Multiverse…

D: I…you…wha…I don’t…I can’t even…why?

If Sonic walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Dimitri react?
Dimitri would find it hot, and they’d have sex right then and there. The fact that Sonic only goes about wearing shoes and gloves most of the time would be totally lost on Dimitri. Not on Sonic-he’d probably feel silly-but hey, as long as it gets him some, it’s all good. ^^

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:

Sam and Hare are having a quickie in a broom closet when Dimitri walks in on them. Naturally enough, Dimitri joins in, first paging Daxter, who's in the middle of fucking Harry into the mattress. Daxter abandons Harry on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Harry, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Manic attempts to rescue him/her. But Harry will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Sam is one of his/her regular clients.

Huh. Well, not a fantasy I’d have, but this was fun, anyway.


1. Elora (Spyro the Dragon)

2. Freya Crescent (Final Fantasy IX)

3. Renamon (Digimon Tamers)

4. Rouge the Bat (Sega!Sonic the Hedgehog)

5. Bunnie Rabbot (SatAM. Yup, still counting alternate universes)

6. Milla Vodello (Psychonauts)

7. Ashelin (Jak and Daxter)

8. Sasha (Ratchet and Clank)

9. Pixie (the Monster Rancher anime)

10. Dahlia Gillespie (Silent Hill)

11. Fran (Final Fantasy XII)

12. Cynder (The Legend of Spyro)

Does Dahlia strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
I dunno. She walks around without shoes, but on the other hand, she’s a religious extremist. I think this is one of those ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ deals. I’m not gonna ask.

Who in all the multiverse would Fran most likely bottom to?
Anyone who could beat her in a fight, ‘cause she’s just that badass. Those would be Freya, Renamon, Rouge, Bunnie, Milla, Sasha, Ash, Pixie, and Cynder.

Would you rather do Renamon or Bunnie?
Renamon. Bunnie’s beautiful and strong and sweet, but…I dunno, I think I’d rather hug her than anything else.

Which of Rouge and Elora would you rather have do you?
Well, with Elora, there’d be more chance of actual love and commitment. And she’s really pretty and sweet. Rouge, though, is fucking HAWT, and I’m willing to bet she’d know some tricks in bed. There IS that chance of waking up to find both her and my wallet gone, but I think it’d be worth it. So I’ll go with Rouge.

Cynder and Freya are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
”Oh, my-Cynder!”

“You’re not the only one with a flexible tail…”

How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Fran? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
A LOT. :D I haven’t seen any naked pictures of her, but I’m willing to bet there’s a lot of places that host them. Seriously, look for ‘em yourself, it shouldn’t be hard.

Where are Bunnie and Pixie most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Probably a bed in a wooden hut or bed-and-breakfast, depending on which universe they were in. I don’t know anyone who would write this, though I might take a whack at it, if I were dared to do so.

When Cynder masturbates, he or she thinks about...
Canonically? Probably Spyro, because of their boring True Love. For extra creep factor? Malefor. From this multiverse? Elora, Pixie, or Rouge. Maybe all three in a threesome?

What is Fran's favorite sex toy?
Probably her bow. Or Balthier’s guns. Little danger makes everything more exciting, yanno.

Come up with a title for a Fran/Ashelin/Elora threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Rough. ‘Cause it totally would be. I would read it AND write it. Warnings? ‘Rabbit woman on elf woman on faun, yuri, and amounts of HAWT that may be too much for some to take’ might be a few.

Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Freya or Milla?
Probably Freya. Then again, with Milla being as sweet and caring as she is, I would totally not be surprised if she would like that..

If Fran and Renamon are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
Dude, this is Fran and Renamon we’re talking about. NEITHER of them would spill the beans.

As a birthday present, Ashelin's longtime lover Bunnie offers to do whatever Ashelin wants in bed. What's Ashelin's secret birthday wish?
Ashelin would want Bunnie to put her robotic hand to good use. >:)

Choose a food item for Rouge and Cynder to use together.
Honey and nectar, probably. Rouge’s idea, which Cynder goes along with.

Sasha and Rouge are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Rouge, of course. Is there really any competition?

Which fetish is Pixie least likely to indulge?
Being submissive. Even just being collared. Having been mistreated by humans before, I don’t think she’d be turned on by being treated like a slave again.

What would you do if you had Sasha naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Bunnie do if he/she had Sasha naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Nothing, really, other than ask “Why is there a naked catlike anthropomorphic alien in my bed?” Which would be Bunnie’s first reaction,too, which would be followed by blushing, covering her eyes with her hand, and saying “Put yer clothes back on!”

What wouldn't Dahlia and Rouge tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
Rouge is a lady; she doesn’t kiss and tell. Dahlia, on the other hand…

Dahlia gets a tattoo to declare her eternal love for Sasha. Where is it? What does it say?
”GYROMANCY. For you. <3” Sasha doesn’t know what to think.

Imagine that Freya writes an erotic Fran/Milla fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
”You know what I think of you,” Fran murmured; she leaned down, and Milla felt hot breath on her ear. “What do you think of me?”

If Freya walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Sasha react?
Sasha would desperately try to focus on her paperwork, but ultimately would fail. She would not be able to resist the awesomeness of Freya in a thong and boa.

And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.:

Pixie and Elora are having a quickie in a broom closet when Sasha walks in on them. Naturally enough, Sasha joins in, first paging Renamon, who's in the middle of fucking Bunnie into the mattress. Renamon abandons Bunnie on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Bunnie, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Rouge attempts to rescue him/her. But Bunnie will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Dahlia is one of his/her regular clients.

Hawt. :3

Wow, I just noticed that most of the characters I chose weren't human. Should I be concerned?

sly cooper, ratchet and clank, memes, silent hill, spyro the dragon, sonic the hedgehog, jak and daxter, psychonauts, final fantasy ix, final fantasy xii, digimon, sam and max, fandom, monster rancher

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