jst a quicki
its snowing and this bitch is inside lol
after all with my parents not ever taking me out in the snow all but like 2 times when i had my permit and after drivin home today ehh i think ill wait for tomorrow when i take my daily trip and go in hot tub mmmmm lol so fun when its raining and snowing to be in....
anyways ive had stphen lynch songs in my head like forever since i burned my bros cd i just wanted to share a funny song lmao :I bought a gerbil
at the petting zoo
If richard grear can do it
I can too
I get undress
I start to lube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooo, gerbil, go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing i forgot about
how am i supposed to get you out
so now my gerbil is on easy street
its more than cozy and theres plenty to eat
got to find a way to get him out of his hole
i tried crobars i tried wires
i almost had him with a pair of plyers
i tried cheese but he's not biting
i wish this wasn't so exciting
Goooo, gerbil, go
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f***er
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he is very very still
Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
and fuck ya al for gettin me somewhat sick bastard...
xmas was bomb lmao i was like everywhere all at once
mmmmm ***** all the fuckjin wayyyyyy
CaRi~still da fuckin shit....might go for a drive laterr get some throat medicine..DT lmao umm and maybe break a coffee machine again
IM OUT BITCHES
after all with my parents not ever taking me out in the snow all but like 2 times when i had my permit and after drivin home today ehh i think ill wait for tomorrow when i take my daily trip and go in hot tub mmmmm lol so fun when its raining and snowing to be in....
anyways ive had stphen lynch songs in my head like forever since i burned my bros cd i just wanted to share a funny song lmao :I bought a gerbil
at the petting zoo
If richard grear can do it
I can too
I get undress
I start to lube
I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube
Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Goooo, gerbil, go
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing i forgot about
how am i supposed to get you out
so now my gerbil is on easy street
its more than cozy and theres plenty to eat
got to find a way to get him out of his hole
i tried crobars i tried wires
i almost had him with a pair of plyers
i tried cheese but he's not biting
i wish this wasn't so exciting
Goooo, gerbil, go
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f***er
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he is very very still
Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole
and fuck ya al for gettin me somewhat sick bastard...
xmas was bomb lmao i was like everywhere all at once
mmmmm ***** all the fuckjin wayyyyyy
CaRi~still da fuckin shit....might go for a drive laterr get some throat medicine..DT lmao umm and maybe break a coffee machine again
IM OUT BITCHES