Comments | da_phoenix13: Fic: Shot Through the Heart (2/2)

da_phoenix13

Fic: Shot Through the Heart (2/2)

Feb 26, 2009 00:21

Fandom: HIMYM - Barely Coping-verse (crossover with Pedro Páramo)
Word Count: This part: 1945
Rating: PG-15 for zombie carnage and language... and general weirdness.
Written for: The lovely loquaciousambie, and anyone who's ever been traumatized by "Barely Coping".
Summary: Crack-like companion/epilogue to "Barely Coping". Barney Stinson is dead and buried. But ( Read more... )

fanfiction, tv: himym

Comments 34

idioticonion February 26 2009, 08:08:45 UTC

My heart belongs to the Omnipotent author. Forever and ever. Amen.

(more later when not at work...)

da_phoenix13 February 26 2009, 19:03:05 UTC

Hehe... I love how I'm like God now. I've got messianic delusions of grandeur. XD

<3

idioticonion February 26 2009, 19:55:56 UTC

>Sam, dressed in a filthy wifebeater and camo pants ( ... )

da_phoenix13 February 27 2009, 05:18:53 UTC

>Uncle Barney does NOT approve. He disapproves from beyond the grave. Zombie uprisings are no excuse for falling sartorial standards. Bad Sam. Why? Just WHY????? *wails*

But he's Rambo! It's an international emergency! And Sergei's fighting on the zombies' side! ;)

>Just... just.... JAWDROPPINGLY brilliant. Brilliant.

Thanks! I just HAD to use it. I'm not sure why, but that song's always kind of reminded me of him (probably just because it's all about suiting up to get a girl, and it mentions his name, and because it's in WALL-E, and... never mind, it's totally the perfect song for him. But only in the crackiest of crackfic ways).

>Will he start craving Brains though?

Psh, no, of course not. That's disgusting. Though he might find some kind of brain substitute, like the vampires do on True Blood. Hahaha.

And I have no idea what a Bison Dollar is (though I feel like I should...), but thirteen of anything is awesome! Clearly. *points at username*

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roland44 February 26 2009, 11:02:04 UTC

*hugs Omnipotent Author tight*

I think this makes up for the torture that was Barely Coping 5. Sigh!! (Is it wrong that I want more zombiefic?)

da_phoenix13 February 26 2009, 14:05:52 UTC

>I think this makes up for the torture that was Barely Coping 5.

Oh, good! That's what I was going for. I think we all needed a crack!fic to heal our tortured souls. =)

>(Is it wrong that I want more zombiefic?)

You mean the necrophilia didn't totally gross you out? ;) Eh, maybe there'll be more. Like, zombiefluff, or something. Who knows? I certainly don't. I have little or no control over what my mind comes up with (obviously ^^^^).

roland44 February 26 2009, 14:28:19 UTC

>You mean the necrophilia didn't totally gross you out? ;)

If it had no effect on Robin, then what do I care? Hahaha! =D

>Eh, maybe there'll be more. Like, zombiefluff, or something.

I hope so! Oooh, I know, Robin dies too and they live happily ever after as zombies ;)

idioticonion February 26 2009, 19:56:59 UTC

Zombie!fluff! WANT!!!

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otempora42 February 26 2009, 18:48:25 UTC

If this was actual crack (rather than just crack fic), it would be like hella expensive. Because it's GOOD.

I love how Sam's the only one freaked out that Robin's making out with a zombie. And Juan continues to be priceless.

Yay for Omnipotent Author. :D

da_phoenix13 February 26 2009, 19:11:22 UTC

I do love my version of Juan, even though I'm pretty sure he's extremely AU. But none of you have read the book, so that's okay! (BTW, don't. I've spent like three years trying to block it from my memory, so I'm kind of shocked it resurfaced here at all. =| )

Glad you liked it, dude! =D

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da_phoenix13 February 26 2009, 19:34:24 UTC

>Is it bad that in my mind Sam's pretty hot?

Hee, don't worry, he totally is in my mind too! Especially when he went all Rambo at the beginning of this part. I just try to ignore the fact that he's like three in canon. =) Darn Oboeshoes, going and making him all hot with her Samfic!

Yay, laughter! I was afraid this was going to be so out there that you were just going to go "ooooooookeaaaaaaaayy..." and scrub the weirdness from your memory. But, yay! And if I ever get a hankerin' for more music, I'll totally let you know. ;)

idioticonion February 26 2009, 19:58:23 UTC

>Darn Oboeshoes, going and making him all hot with her Samfic!

*everyone* fancies Sam. Obviously.

He's Awesome Junior! He's never going to ug with the ugly is he?

;-)

oboeshoes February 27 2009, 04:29:58 UTC

>>He's never going to ug with the ugly is he?

I have some half-finished bits that might interest you... o:

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oboeshoes February 27 2009, 04:28:39 UTC

1.) Sam, dressed in a filthy wifebeater and camo pants, tied a thin strip of cloth around his forehead and reached for his flamethrower.
GUH. RAMBO SAM. LOVE. He would so Rambo-up, Robin-style.

2.) Broadway? Sweeney Todd/RENT lols. Right there.

3.) “No, that song’s definitely from WALL-E,” said Sam.
WIN.

4.) There came a muffled “Oh, HELL no!” from inside the coffin.
Remember the Season 1 blooper reel? I imagine Barney going all ghetto again with this line :P

5.) Barney, cold and pale. Necrophiliiiaaaaaaaa. :3

6.) “What, another one?” Barney asked, smiling incredulously.
Hee!

7.) …he still tasted like scotch and cigars and Eggs Royale, without a trace of decay
I believe you are like… the queen of referencing and recalling. Just magnificent.

8.) Sam’s eyes were wide with horror. “Does anyone else think this is kind of… disturbing?” he whispered to the rest of them.
SAM! Omg, I love you. And Sam. You are making him so awesome, I love it.

9.) “Shut up, it’s adorable!” sighed Lily happily. But Sam just slowly shook his head, ( ... )

da_phoenix13 February 27 2009, 05:29:48 UTC

>Remember the Season 1 blooper reel? I imagine Barney going all ghetto again with this line :P ( ... )