Penises

Apr 06, 2005 21:00

I saw a penis today. But it wasn't the way you would think I girl would see it. Nope, I saw it in a movie. And not just any movie either. I saw it in 'Monty Python's the Life of Brian.' That sure is an intresting way to see a penis, isn't it? It wasn't a full up screen penis either. It was a far off penis. I didn't except him to be naked, so it caught me off guard. But sure enough, there was a penis. I think I may have jumped, I can't remember. I was watching it with my sister too, but she had the same reaction I did. I wonder if it really was a penis...it might have been a smuge on the screen or a straw between his legs...or something. Nah...it probably was a penis. I always thought that the first time I saw a penis it would be with the man I loved, no sense in having sex with someone you don't love or aren't at least engaged to. But nope, it was Terry Gilliam's penis in a movie. He's dead now too...Oh my god. I saw a dead man's penis.

Oh well, it's not as disturbing as finding one of your sister's hairs down your ass-crack. Oh well, au revoir all my homies from the west side.

P.S. Hello, little girl, would you like to buy a baby?
P.P.S. If I were a man with gills I'd be a fishhhh....
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