Screw the Blue
One of my regular customers at work told me this joke the other day. I salute you Dave.
It was career day at little Johnny's school and the teacher was going around the classroom asking every student what their parents did for a living. One was a firefighter... a lawyer... blah blah.
When the teacher got to Johnny and asked him what his dad did for a living Johnny replied:
My dad dances in an all nude gay men's cabaret. And sometimes, for a little extra money he'll go out back into the alley and have gay sex.
The teacher was shocked and immediately ordered the class to get out their coloring books and start coloring. She pulled Johnny out into the hall.
Is that what your father really does for a living Johnny asked the teacher?
No... he really coaches for Michigan... I just didn't want to admit it in front of the class.
It was career day at little Johnny's school and the teacher was going around the classroom asking every student what their parents did for a living. One was a firefighter... a lawyer... blah blah.
When the teacher got to Johnny and asked him what his dad did for a living Johnny replied:
My dad dances in an all nude gay men's cabaret. And sometimes, for a little extra money he'll go out back into the alley and have gay sex.
The teacher was shocked and immediately ordered the class to get out their coloring books and start coloring. She pulled Johnny out into the hall.
Is that what your father really does for a living Johnny asked the teacher?
No... he really coaches for Michigan... I just didn't want to admit it in front of the class.