Action: Potions for sell

[mistressurd]

*In the Japanese Market place, Urd has taken over a store for herself. Called "Mistress Urd's Potions", She has decorated it with purple and gold cloths, with Runes hanging from the ceiling. Many potions are lining the shelves, from love potions to Curse removals. Urd Herself was wearing was out front, trying to get peoples attention

Comments

[lone_hater]

[ ...potions. For everything. From Urd.

What disaster waiting to happen. Still, he could at least look. ]

A potion to turn someone into a bird?

[mistressurd]

Of course. From pigeons to Harpies.

[lone_hater]

...interesting.

[ That's all he says as he starts looking. ]

[mistressurd]

May I ask why you want to turn someone into a bird?

[lone_hater]

It simply seemed more relevant than your advertised offers, not that I'd use such a potion either.

[mistressurd]

What was wrong with what I was offering?

[lone_hater]

I have no fatigue problems, and I'm not terribly interested in love or breasts.

[mistressurd]

Well, do you need to be larger... down there?

*Points at his crotch*

[lone_hater]

[ He sighs. ]

To impress who?

[mistressurd]

The ladies of course. I for one know differently, but some girls judge men by their size. It's a shame really.

[lone_hater]

It's not as though I have any need to impress women.

[mistressurd]

... Impress Men then?

[lone_hater]

[ He turns and looks at her, blinking. ]

No. That is nothing I would like to impress anyone of any gender with.

[mistressurd]

Right right. Good for you. Not many men think that way. They are all worried about the size of the junk to know what a real woman wants.

[lone_hater]

That doesn't really concern me...

[mistressurd]

Does anything concern you?