Oh, come on, are you actually telling me you don't like the free house and food and being able to do whatever you want? Sure, you've got to show up on TV every now and then, but who wouldn't want some of this? [He points to himself before pointing at Shiro] You too! I'm sure all the little girls around the universe are learnin' to finger themselves while looking at your photo--like that sparkling twatpire!
Oh, don't swing that way, then, eh? Well, that's fine, I'm sure all sorts of preteen boys all over the universe are learning to masturbate in front of your photo too!
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And you're telling me you don't like that?
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