Postdated to 5 minutes before the contest starts

[dragonssteppast]

[An errant gust of wind blows by a lone figure in front of the New Arrivals building, causing their cape to flutter and the pamphlet that they were holding to fly out of hand. Silence...Silence...And then-]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[Cue a mini, non-damaging explosion from the redhead. For now.]