snowballs are SERIOUS BUSINESS

[totallynotaspaz]

[video]

[When the screen turns on, you see Danny, decked out in full winter gear. In the background, all is white. Next to Danny, even, is a huge mound of snow that he's gathered himself, along with a few snowballs.]So, it's February, and there hasn't been a single snowball fight here all season. Does anyone else see something wrong with this?

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[ne_isaac]

[Currently dressed up in what looks like a fake fur coat from the movie Narnia, Miria walks up to Danny's wall and admires it. She's completely unarmed in the way of snowballs.]

Ooooh... You're doing a great job on this!

[totallynotaspaz]

[Caught by surprise, Danny immediately looks up, snowball in hand and ready to be launched. Then he looks more closely at Miria, realizing she was unarmed.]

Uh...thanks.

You know, if you want to take part too, you might want to make some snowballs before someone starts pummeling you with them.

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[ne_isaac]

Oh, I'm just going to watch. So I'll be fine!

[She stands there, just smiling at him.]

[totallynotaspaz]

Really? You're just...gonna watch me build a snow wall?

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[ne_isaac]

Yup! It's interest-

OH MY GOD! WHAT'S THAT?!

[She dramatically points and leans off to the right.]

[totallynotaspaz]

What?!

[Danny immediately stops, clump of half-formed snow in his hand, and looks in the direction Miria is pointing.]

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[nande_miria]

[Suddenly, from the opposite direction Miria pointed, Isaac jumps out from his hiding place with a tarp full of snow, and charges directly towards Danny's unprotected back! A quick fling of the tarp, and half a snowman's worth of snow goes sailing through the air with deadly accuracy.]

[totallynotaspaz]

[He'd say something, but he's currently stuck under a huge pile of snow. Instead, he decides to get back at them in his own sneaky way. Going intangible and falling through the ground, he pops back up through the snow invisibly as he forms a snowball and chucks it at Isaac.]

1/2

[nande_miria]

Herk!

[Isaac blocks the hit with the back of his head and goes down! Luckily his face softened the landing.]

2/2

[ne_isaac]

NOOOOOOOO, ISAAC!!!!!

[Miria falls to her knees next to him, crying.]

I promise that I'll avenge you!

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[totallynotaspaz]

[Danny stares in confusion for a few moments before becoming visible again, since neither of them are looking at him. He glances between Isaac and Miria and his own hand for a few moments.]

Uhh...

I didn't throw that hard, did I?

1/3

[ne_isaac]

[Miria carefully turns Isaac over so he's no longer face down in the snow. She then leans over and continues to cry over his body.]

Oh Isaac!

*sniffle*sniffle*

2/3

[nande_miria]

[Suddenly! Isaac sits up, in a stereotypical zombie risen from the dead pose, only he's holding snow in each hand.]

RARRR SNOW ZOMBIIIIEEEE!

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[ne_isaac]

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Screaming in terror at zombie!Isaac, Miria scoots back away and gathers up snow in her hands.]

[totallynotaspaz]

Whoa! [Danny stumbles back, not quite expecting this turn of events. Once he regains his bearings, though, he grabs some snow and throws a snowball at the 'zombie,' running behind a bush for cover.]

Someone needs to chill out!

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[nande_miria]

[Isaac drops the snow, blinking and ignoring the snowball attack. They both pause, and look at each other...]