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What: Nathan is being used as fangirl bait.
Where: somewhere near a phone booth
When: ...sometime during the day? I guess.
Warnings: dude, it's an asshole and a talking tentacle monster in a tight space together. What part of this doesn't need a warning?
Ah, another unnaturally warm day this fine December afternoon. Nathan was only slightly bothered that the trees were in full bloom. (He was more bothered by the fact that he'd been kissed by what he assumed was a chick with a dick and that he'd made out with a cigarette.) At the moment, though, he was hoping to use whatever was going on to his advantage.
That's right, Nathan was on the lookout. He was keeping an eye out for people in the area. Whenever a hot girl came around, he tried to get as close to her as possible in hopes of this place working its bizarre magic and getting the two as close to naked as possible. If anyone else came by, Nathan tried to hide and stay out of sight.
A foolproof plan, clearly.
Where: somewhere near a phone booth
When: ...sometime during the day? I guess.
Warnings: dude, it's an asshole and a talking tentacle monster in a tight space together. What part of this doesn't need a warning?
Ah, another unnaturally warm day this fine December afternoon. Nathan was only slightly bothered that the trees were in full bloom. (He was more bothered by the fact that he'd been kissed by what he assumed was a chick with a dick and that he'd made out with a cigarette.) At the moment, though, he was hoping to use whatever was going on to his advantage.
That's right, Nathan was on the lookout. He was keeping an eye out for people in the area. Whenever a hot girl came around, he tried to get as close to her as possible in hopes of this place working its bizarre magic and getting the two as close to naked as possible. If anyone else came by, Nathan tried to hide and stay out of sight.
A foolproof plan, clearly.