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[xinshanquangal]

And there Li is, just walking down the street, when one of those darned teleprompters shows up!

Huh? *very obviously reading aloud* "At last, my big opportunity. With Tsume and Heiwa gone, nobody stands in my way! I will make Matsu mine, and he will know my true feelings at last."

...

The prompter flies away.

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[getshive]

[La dee da dee da. Now recovered from his big angst phase and the smaller angst phase from Heiwa and Tsume leaving. He happened to pass by Li.

And her line.

And:]

What.

[xinshanquangal]

Gaaaaaah! I'm tellin' ya, it's not like that at all! It's just some stupid bullshit the teleprompter had me say!

Another one flies down as she's flailing.

"I don't even like you that much anyway, you big dumm --" STOP THAT ALREADY!

[getshive]

...What's going on?

[Teleprompter appears!]

"I thought we're an item tog-" WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU STUPID THING.

[xinshanquangal]

I don't know, some stupid ratings gimmick, apparently.

Another one!

"And anyway, I guess we can be a couple, but it's not like it's because I like you or anythi --" Who th' hell talks like this?

[getshive]

Someone tsundere, is my guess.

[Yay for another! NOT.]

"Oh come on, don't be like that!"

...

[Facepalm.]

[xinshanquangal]

What th' fuck's a tsundere, and why do I feel an urge to punch myself in th' face?

"Don't tell me what to do, you big idiot!"

Just... scowls.

[getshive]

Its... A character type, basically the girl acts as if she's very annoyed at the person, while she actually likes the person she's annoyed with.

Don't ask where I know this.

"B-but I love you!"

...

AS A FRIEND.

[xinshanquangal]

Good GOD, and people don't wanna smack some sense into her or somethin'?

She turns beet. Red at that one.

"Fine, whatever, do what you want!"

These guys have a sick sense of humor.

[getshive]

[He looks at the teleprompter and goes through several shades of red.]

Says here we need to kiss.

[xinshanquangal]

...

you're fuckin' kidding right

[getshive]

Look at yours. What does it say?

[xinshanquangal]

"Get kissed, punch him, make a face, storm off."

I don't WANNA punch you!

[getshive]

...

So you're okay with the kissing.

...

Uh.

[xinshanquangal]

kldsjfkljadsklfjas I didn't mean it like that!

...uh, the instruction's flashin' in red. I think they're tryin' t' hurry us up.

[getshive]

[Red. So red.]

Let's just.

Get this over with.

[And... he kissed her.

Do the punching and storming off to get this over with.]

[xinshanquangal]

Well thankfully, even with the advance warning, the motion is such a surprise that she doesn't even NEED prompting. POW.

It's less a storm off than an utterly flustered exit stage right, though.